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What's up guys, welcome back to Views. Today we have Madison Beer here, everybody. Too high? Do it lower. What's up guys, welcome back to Views. Today we have Madison Beer here. You didn't like that one, Jay?
No, you're right.
I was wrong.
The first one?
Yeah, I was wrong.
She's a singer-songwriter and she has an album coming out February 26th and she's here, which is sick and super exciting. I actually I actually met Madison. I tweeted at Madison, um, like 5, 6 years ago. I just tweeted at her saying, um, I love you, you're beautiful. That's what I said.
And it was like 2015.
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
Yeah.
And Madison fucking liked the tweet and she followed me back.
And I have no recollection of this. Like, cause—
well, of course, cause fucking thousands of people tweeted at it.
No, but it's not like I was liking and following back a bunch of people.
You probably saw my profile picture and you probably saw Future.
Yeah, that's definitely what it was.
But like, in true Madison form, you love nerds.
It's so weird.
Yeah.
No, I'm not— she's like, hey, this guy looks like a fucking loser.
I love nerds. I want to follow him.
You have a soft spot for losers.
Of course I do.
Yeah, that's—
well, it's not losers. I just have— people always make fun of me because people are like, who are your celebrity crushes? And I'm like, they're nerdy. David Dobrik, Bo Burnham, and like Nathan Fielder.
Matthew Gray Gubler.
Matthew Gray Gubler, don't even talk about him.
Sorry, right now it's super obvious that you're into personality, and that's important, but what's your favorite body part on a guy?
Maybe hair. I'm like a big— like, fuck, I like— like, the thing I'm losing off the table. What's your favorite body part on a girl?
Boobs.
Well, I don't have as much to work with. That's fair. There's a— girls have a lot more to work with.
Okay, back to how we met. So she followed me, and then whatever, time went by, like 3, 4, 5, probably 6 years. A long time went by.
Yeah.
And we were at the VMAs or something in New York.
VMAs. I need to contextualize this with the fact that I had never seen one of his videos. No offense. Maybe 3 days before the VMAs, my friend Sam was watching. All I heard—
I was—
I was staying at his house, and all I heard was doo doo doo doo doo, and I was like, what is this that he's watching every single day? And it was so annoying. I was like, I don't know what this this. And I went out and I was like, what are these videos with this intro? And like, you've never seen a David Dobrik vlog? I'm like, no. And then I just dove into every single one of your videos. So it was weird that I ended up seeing— the only reason I went up to you and like freaked out was because I just began my obsession with you.
So 3 days before?
Yes, literally.
Oh, so I was fresh on your mind?
Fresh. Like, I was on a David Dobrik kick. And then I see you— perfect timing. I'm like, I remember I turned my publicist, I was like, is that David? And she's She was like, I think so. And then I was like, I have to say something, I must.
So then we're at the carpet and then Madison, like, I see her, I think we make eye contact, and then I turn to Jason, I'm like, Madison Beer, it's Madison Beer. And then I turn back around and pretend like I'm fucking changing the ISO on my camera, which I'm not doing anything.
You were doing something.
Which David doesn't know how to work the ISO on the camera.
I was fucking panicking. And then, yeah, you walked up to me. And she was a fan.
I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
I was like, what the fuck? It was like the— it was like winning the lottery.
I was like, can I have your number? You were like, yeah, no, yes, sure.
Do I have a number? I have a number.
But then I was surprised because I don't know why, like, I thought you were not gonna hang out with me. I don't think I'm cool at all. So I was like, he's not gonna actually like hit me up. And then I remember after the event, I think I texted you something like, like, where you at?
Wait, who texted who first?
I think I definitely texted you first. Maybe you did, I don't remember, but I just remember We ended up having like a really cute night. We just like hung out for like—
yeah, bro, she invited me over. I was at fucking dinner like after the VMAs.
It was just us two and we literally bonded so hard.
I feel like she texted me, she's like, you want to come by like my apartment? Like it was fucking like 10:30 at night, Jay. I was like, what the fuck's going on?
That definitely probably seemed really sus.
It was very late and I'm like, and I'm like playing it cool. I don't want to brag that Madison's texting me and like I have my friends next to me, we're at dinner. I was like, fuck it, I gotta show at least one of them here. And I was like 'Look who's texting me.' That's so funny because I was geeked. They're like, 'Dude, are you fucking kidding me?' They were so fucking stoked for me.
I remember literally you didn't leave till like 4 AM.
I didn't know, like, I think we talked about this before, but like I didn't know if I was going there because it was so late. Like, were we going to hook up?
Okay, stop.
You say you're awkward, but I know for a fact that you can turn on like the hot Madison look in seconds.
I'm so awkward, like people actually think it's like a joke when I say that. I'm like very uncomfortable.
What do we say? What are we saying?
I was talking about how we went to— we went to some random college party like a while ago.
Oh my God.
And David, we were in some— someone's apartment or something, and we were in the bathroom mirror, and David was like, okay everybody, like, let's take a selfie or whatever. And it was me.
I was like, like that? Why are you gonna make me sound like a fucking— like the lamest?
I've heard you say that before. I'm sure you did.
You're making it sound like I'm like this influencer guy who's like, time for the selfie.
Okay, no, no, we were just in the moment hanging out, and we were like in the bathroom mirror or whatever, just trying figure out what we're gonna do. And David went to take a photo, and it was like me, you, and I think Cindy.
Okay.
And you guys are both obviously beautiful, and I was like in a slicked-back bun, like whatever, just not in my element at the time.
I feel like I also remember you being miserable, like you did not want to be there.
I think every college trip, everybody except me was miserable. Oh, you liked it?
No, remember, I like— we were getting really mad at that one kid who wouldn't let us in. I was like, call him now and tell him to get us in. We wouldn't get it. We couldn't get into a frat party, bro.
It's so difficult. And you would think if you have Madison in there, it's like fucking game over. But it's like, I like— she's cool, but if you're coming with these guys, no way.
Yeah, no, like, okay, wait, continue. We just—
we took this photo and like you guys snapped into like, you know, just like— I don't even know, I don't know what it is. I don't have a word for it.
And I was just like, but it is really funny, but it's like a superpower.
Oh wait, what did you say?
You were like, oh, I'm glad I brought my brother along.
I wanted to save this till later, but since Getting right into it. You guys know the most expensive liquid in the world? If you had to guess what it is.
Most expensive liquid?
Like one of the most expensive liquids in the world. Just throw out a liquid.
In Korea, they like pig's urine or something.
Great, you're getting closer.
Yeah, cow's cow urine or—
No, one of the most expensive liquids in the world, this is fucking amazing, is horse semen. Well, you probably already know about this, Jay.
I know a lot about semen.
A gallon of horse semen can go for $4.7 million.
What are you talking about?
Oh, if it comes from the right stud.
So yeah, I was reading an article, it's like there's a 15 a 15-year-old white stallion, and he earns his owners $300,000 every time he shoots a load. This was in the article. Oh my God.
I don't even want to know how they're obtaining the semen though. Like, what's going on?
Oh, I know. I've seen this before. I think they have—
Oh, I watch this on YouTube all the time.
No, they have— I think— I'm totally making this up because I think I've seen it, but I don't want to misrepresent the horse community. I think the horses have sex with the horses, and then right when they're about to finish—
What?
I'm not kidding. This can't be true. A guy comes in and puts like a—
Oh yeah, I watched that with you. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah.
Are you being serious? Yeah, we did see this.
Yeah, we did see this.
A guy jumps in and he grabs the horse semen and then that's it. I don't know.
He catches it?
No, he puts it in a tube.
He opens his mouth.
Because it's all worth it. Depending on how successful your horse is in races, people pay so much money for the babies to be made.
So crazy. What a crazy industry.
Anyway, Madison's new album's coming out.
Nice. Good segue.
When does your album come out?
February 26th.
If we're being completely serious, is boy shit About me?
Just Murphy, David.
Has any—
does it like, when you listen to it, are you like, this could be about me? Because if it— if that's a thing that raises some red flags.
Listen, I know we've like— we're friends, but we're definitely not that close. Like, we haven't like hurt each other like in like an emotional way where you would write a song about me, right? Because I feel like we're very surface level friends. Like, we're not like—
like, that's really fucked up.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You better like redeem yourself.
No, no, no, like, like, I mean 'Surface-level friends,' and I quote.
Did you guys catch that?
No, I feel like we're not like— we're not to the point where you write a song about me. But has there ever been something I've said other than what I just said now? Has there ever been a moment that's inspired a part of a song?
I've never written even a lyric about you, David. Not even a line.
You know what I meant though, right?
You know what, now my comment section is gonna go from 'this is what David Dobrik rejected' to 'this is who David considers a surface-level friend.' No, no!
No, Madison, Madison, I was just—
I mean, listen, can we gloss over that really quick? Just can we put that to bed?
No, there's no way. The surface level?
No, no, the rejection thing. Oh, address the cameras.
I was telling this thing to— I was—
I'm not even gonna speak. I'm gonna let him take the floor with this and just see where he goes.
I was saying this to Jason before. I hate the, the whole rejection thing. Like, I hate that, like, people are like, this is the girl who David rejected.
Post on Instagram, TikTok, anything, all the replies are just—
and the better you— and the better you look in the Instagram post, the more comments. It's like, this is the girl who David rejected.
And I'm just—
okay, that was the best joke in the roast that Jeff had. It's a magical night tonight. Hopefully Joe Vulpes and David use this opportunity to come out of the closet. We all know you guys are gay.
There's nothing wrong with it.
There's no way Madison Beer is not your type, David.
No way Madison Beer's not your type. And then I texted him and I was like, oh, so I'm not your type? Nice, nice. Really pissed. Okay, so have you ever rejected me?
No.
Thank you.
And that's it.
What does it stem from? It was in a vlog.
I don't know, I feel like you've made jokes being like, why don't you guys just date already? And like all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, we did a podcast once where I was like, well, I don't know why you guys don't date, you seem like you're perfect for each other.
And I was much more like, yeah, I love him. And he was like, no, I didn't say no, no, no. But like, it was the energies were like—
no, see, you're just painting the whole rejection thing even more. I was— I've always been like down.
I just think—
listen, I just missed your window. No, my palms are sweating too much.
I think it's funny.
I never rejected you. We just never dated. That's it. Yeah, that's the only story. One last time, I want to just apologize for the surface level thing because you know, you know what I meant. You too knew what I meant, right? Yeah, I think we're good friends. I just don't think we've ever like—
would you consider me one of your close friends? If someone's like, are you friends with Madison Beer? Would you be like, yeah, I'm friends with She's an acquaintance. Yeah, she's like a close friend.
Of course. No, like, no, I do. Madison, look at me looking at them. Nothing, because Jason had something in his hair and I was like, fix it.
I'm holding up cute cards behind you so you can read them. Madison, I like you. You're fun.
You're fun. No, the way I see you is if someone was like, are you close friends with Madison? Be like, oh yeah, 100 fucking percent. Like, I can— like, like, if they were like, could you call her right now? I'd be like, I can fucking call her right now. I could send her a text message.
Yep.
Send her a picture of my abs, whatever it is. I don't have abs.
Um, but about you all the time.
No, he doesn't.
Yeah, he I do. I look—
you're such a liar.
This is your music video on the day it came out.
I know when you texted me that, I was really happy.
I say this, I say this a lot to a lot of people. The people that I love the most, like, I talk the most shit to their face and talk like the high— like the most highest way about them behind the back.
That's why I leave crying here every day.
But yeah, but when he's gone, I pay him his compliments. All right, here are some— here are some things that I've, I've heard, I've read. I've been doing some research, and you guys can tell me if these are true or not. When someone says break a leg, they actually want you to be in the cast, like a cast.
That's why they say that. Makes sense.
Did you know Frankenstein is actually Frankenstein's monster? Frankenstein's not actually called Frankenstein. Frankenstein's the doctor that built Frankenstein.
I read the book Frankenstein on Spotify.
I set you up, bro.
So why is his wife called—
she doesn't care.
What?
Yeah, do you not just hear what I just said? Well, you like nerdy guys, so yes, I actually have the audiobook for Frankenstein on Spotify. You want to hear a snippet? After so much time spent in painful labor, to arrive at once at the summit of my desires was the most gratifying consummation of my life. How turned on are you right now?
I don't think you're just confused. What does consummation mean?
Constipation?
Consummation.
When you can't poop.
You got it.
End of discussion. Um, consummation is when you, um, make the marriage official.
Consummation.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got it.
Good job, David. Taylor, have you been watching?
I'm new to this hosting thing.
That was good.
It was good.
It was really good.
So Madison, you You have a story about people pooping on each other?
Pardon?
Something from our private conversation from years ago that you told me about, and I just found it so interesting. You have a story about a couple that used to poop on each other.
Why in the fuck are we doing this?
I'm really curious, like, what did they do?
Like, everything you could do. Like, what is that? She told me that, like, she would shit and he would, like, jerk off over her while she was, like, You can't get this on Fallon. What if she sees this and she's like, you fucking bitch?
I don't know their names. You never— even in private, you never told me their names. I'll give you $50,000 if someone comments on this and goes, oh yeah, that's her friend Amy.
I'll have her comment on it.
Oh shit, Amy. Goddamn, there she goes talking about shit Amy again.
Someone can guess who you're talking about? That's fucking— you got a fucking Sherlock Holmes watching this shit because that's pretty badass.
I said David looks really skinny to me and he's His hair looks really good. He got a haircut.
Yeah, I weigh 153.
And I asked him if he lost a bunch of weight and he was like, no.
Dave, you only weigh 153?
Well, that's without my penis. Oh, I weighed myself completely naked the other day and I tied my penis to the ceiling. And yeah, and yeah, without penis, 153. With, well, like 170. But yeah, how tall am I? 5'10".
There's no way.
Wait, that's the part that confused you about that story? No. No, I'm definitely 5'10". This is interesting. I wanted to play this game here because you play this and I think it's the fucking scariest thing in the world. It's the game where you whisper someone to something about a per— Explain it.
It's honestly like kind of like a mean game, but you have to play with people that you're— But you have to play with people you're close with. So you know how you make jokes at your friends that are like mean? You can only really do that to people you're close with. So basically it's this game where you sit in a circle with all of your friends and I'll whisper something to Jason and I'll basically say like, point to the person in the room who you think takes the least amount of showers a week. And then he'll point at someone, he'll point at somebody, but like no one knows what I said to him other than us two. And then you flip a coin. If it's heads, you have to reveal what the question was, and if it's tails, the question dies and no one ever knows. So then whoever was pointed to is just paranoid, but there's also just the rule, you can't tell someone. Like that's like the rule.
Never, you can never tell anybody.
No.
All right, this is a round of paranoia. If it makes you uncomfortable, it's because it's supposed to.
I can't hear shit, I'm 50.
Okay, so I asked her a question, now you point to the answer.
Jason.
And that's the game? Well, that's it.
No, we're gonna flip a coin.
If it lands on tails, the question dies. The question dies, you'll never get to know what I asked her. And if it lands on heads, we'll tell you what the question is. Tails. Really? Yeah.
And am I allowed to take a guess?
No, you'll never know.
That's the rules. You're not allowed to play any shenanigans afterwards.
That's the game? Yes, I know it sucks, but a blue balling experience.
Just for the sake of the show, I, I just gave her an easy one. I said, who's the oldest in the room? That's it. Because I, you know, we gotta put somebody up. Okay, another one, another one. Madison, go. Go to Jason.
No, I don't want to play.
Madison, Natalie, give it to me.
Yeah, Nat, you go. We gotta give him a good one. Oh damn, see, this is why Paranoid is so fucked. How is that so funny? Oh, that's not how you play.
Oh God, who's the worst at sex?
All right, Nat, give him one more.
Give him one more.
Okay, Natalie's whispering into Jason's ear.
Jason's nervous to say it because he doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. And now you can really think about it.
This is fucked up.
I know, that's why this game is really bad.
This game has actually like hurt people.
Point.
I don't like this at all.
You know when you were, you were a kid and you had a friend that you were really mad at and you're like, I don't know, maybe this was just me, but I was like, we should all like sit in a circle and just write down like what we don't like about each other. Like, this game is that in like real life.
Yeah, it's really It's really bad.
Point to somebody.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, me?
Oh, there we go.
Oh my fuck. Okay, so if it lands on heads, I'll flip the coin.
It's tails.
No, go, go, go, flip it, flip it, flip it.
I'm so nervy.
What is that?
That's tails, right?
What kind of coin is this? This from Dave Buster's? It's tails.
Oh, thank God. No.
Oh, thank God.
What was it?
No, we can't tell you.
No, we don't.
I don't know what this Bro, thank God.
No, that shit was real.
His is bad because it would make everyone in the room— Brutal.
He won the chicken socks. I don't like this game.
Madison, you play this game. You have a question.
We're playing with 3 people.
Yeah, you're right. And like, all the gross ones are just gonna go to Jay.
Yeah, no, if we were in a group of like 10—
All right, Jay, let's do one more. Jay, you, you whisper to Madison. Jay, but you gotta make it juicy. You gotta make it juicy. I know you're capable of making a juicy— Okay, now Jason's asking Madison.
Was hers like a mean one like that?
Yeah. What? Mike, Mike, Mike.
What the fuck?
Yeah, she fucked me up good.
Wait, that was mean?
That—
yeah, I thought it's supposed to be mean.
It is, it is, but it's like, oof. And I'm only picking between them two?
Yeah, between Natalie and I. Yeah, I mean, I know.
Let's remind you, he called—
I know the answer. I can tell you if you want.
No, I would go with David, but I don't think either of the— either of you. If so, if it is heads, I am contextualizing it, but I actually don't think either of you.
Oh, fuck, that's heads.
It's not even bad, it was just who's the most insecure, which is just like—
that was not me.
It's not bad. No, but it's like sad. Like, I've had ones where it's like, who is the most—
well, don't rub it in more. I'm sorry, I would say I'm saying it's not me trying to deflect, and you guys are like, no, it's really bad.
That's embarrassing.
Well, I couldn't answer you.
Wait, who would you have said? Oh yeah, 100% me. You, Jay, you would have said me too.
I don't think any of you guys are insecure. At least you don't come across as insecure.
It was actually an easy one between these two.
Who would you have picked?
David. Yeah, me, 100%.
Natalie's on her high horse, man.
She loves herself. I know, that's why I was like, Natalie's so confident.
She can take a dump in the studio right now.
Oh my God, why are you obsessed with Natalie taking shit? I'm upset. What's good with that? Like, can you hear this? And you wanted to know about my shitting friends.
Weird. Oh, okay, you're right, it's getting weird.
They fight about the plumbing. They accuse each other.
It's not a we thing, it's a David picking each other up thing.
Nah, you brought it up first. I just bring it up first now so you don't bring it up first, that's all.
So wait, what's the problem? It's aired out on air.
Well, we can't air it out because now he stinks up the whole house. Fucking constantly lingering. Okay, I think that was enough for that game. Yeah, this sucks. As soon as I get hurt, I'm good. That's— isn't that a fucking crazy game?
It's so fucked up. I'm like, when you're with so many people and then they call you out in front of everyone.
None of us are the same. Look at Jason, he looks like he was just hit by a bomb.
And I forgot what my question was, but I still like—
what was my question?
Oh, don't tell me.
Yeah, you're also doing a livestream performance soon, which I'm really confused about because isn't that just like— well, explain that to me. Is that fun? What is that like?
Well, we just record a concert and then we air it. I have an album coming out, like 17 songs. I want to perform it.
And the show you're putting on is like, like fucking well-rehearsed. It's not just like you sitting on a stool starting 10 days of rehearsal.
No, no, it's a big, it's a big full show.
You're putting on like a movie, basically.
It's like a play. It's, it's like a full arena. If we were doing an arena tour, it's what it would look like. And where can people find that?
MadisonBeer.live. Maybe you could have a part in the show where David comes out.
You know what's so funny? They pitched that when they first were talking about it, they brought him up and I was I was like, what are you guys talking about? They wanted to do this thing in the middle of the show where there was like cameos basically, but like not— like they wanted people— it was— I don't even know what it was. One person they thought of was you. They were like, yeah, we can have David come in. I was like, what? I was like, David come in and do what?
Like One Less Lonely Girl style? Like I'm sitting on like a stool and you're like singing around me? Basically. If you want to be my baby, I'm just like, okay, you're the baby.
David as baby.
Yeah, that'd be sick. I'd be totally down.
Do track where Dave's voice sounds amazing like somebody else and he lip-syncs it.
Oh, we made a song once.
Oh my God, we did, with Charlie Puth.
We were at Charlie Puth's house and I went in the booth and I just started— I was killing it, bro. I was fucking—
it was really bad. Didn't I post this? I posted a story of him singing horribly and I was like, this is who y'all worship. Like, actually, it's like, what did you say? Like, I don't know what I would do, but like, what was the lyric?
Yeah, I don't know, but you made it sound great.
I'm so glad that I have so many famous friends or something like that.
Oh yeah, I actually like the song concept. It's about like having famous friends and how you can like, like get into a club easier. Yeah, that's what it was. Or like, it was supposed to be like a Lonely Island style. And like, for some reason Charlie really bought into it and he's like, yeah, this is great. I was like, Charlie's probably just been cooped up for too long. He was like, get in the booth. I was like, okay, I've never been in a booth. So we started recording the song and I was like, I'm so glad I have famous friends. And it was all about like, I'm friends with somebody super famous. Yeah, it was all about getting handouts.
That sounds cool. Go to Charlie Puth's house and record a joke song.
He should have been there, Jay. I wasn't invited. Crazy. I wasn't invited.
I have questions. Who shot your music video? Boy Shit?
Yeah. Um, this amazing director named Lauren. She's awesome. But, um, it's great. Yeah, she's, she's seriously amazing. I have a question, but I like to have— I like had wanted to do that concept for so long and she was so perfect.
Nice and over here.
I love when David has laugh attacks. When she's not— when she's face towards that, he like soars.
Madison, please, over here. How do you— have you— when you shoot music videos, how do you pick your love interest in the videos? Do you go through a huge casting thing?
Something really bad that I shouldn't say. I cast a love interest that looks just like my little brother for my last video, and I had no idea because he doesn't look like my brother at all. Like, looks nothing like him. I cast him with his headshots. Looks nothing like him, but there's this one angle. I can't believe I'm saying this now. Everyone's gonna be like, holy shit, that's literally Ryder. Where he's like, it's the scene in Boy Shit where I'm like on, like laying on his knee kind of. His head is down, and from that angle, the hair and the facial structure. When we watched the first cut, I was like, what have I done? I literally freaked out. I was like, and then I didn't say anything to my best friend and I showed it to her and she was like, is that Ryder? And I was like, oh no. And I couldn't crop him out. He was like, it was like a main part of the video.
So how many guys did you go through till you were like, yeah, that's my brother?
Brother? How many? He doesn't look like my brother. You know what's funny is I actually cast him in another music video that never ended up coming out, so I guess I just kind of like the way this guy looks. But I go through, like, they send me a folder of like basically who's available, who fits the role.
How cool is that? That must be the coolest thing ever.
30, 40 of them that I just kind of like scroll through.
That sounds like so fun. Like, who do you want your boyfriend to, to be for the day?
Yeah, it's fun.
Wow. And then if you're— have you ever shot a music video when you're in a relationship and your significant other is getting really jealous jealous? Does that happen? Yeah, because you don't want your boyfriend— you don't want your significant other to be—
but I've never like kissed anyone on camera, done like a scene like that. That's like— I, I'm a very insecure, jealous person. So if my boyfriend— I'm the worst— actor, and he was like making out with some girl, I would, I would freak out. But you have to also know what you signed up for.
My ex had to kiss somebody, and, um, did it break you? My God, I had to fly home. I had to fly home for the moment she was kissing somebody.
I thought you were kidding for a second. I was like, oh no, this is serious.
No, but I get that. It was so— it was— it's like the most brutal thing.
It can be a lot. And then they have to do it and they're like, okay, one more time. And you're like, not again.
Yeah, not another. Some people are so good with it though. Like, some people can be like on set and be like, yo, be careful with my fucking girlfriend. Like, be making jokes and shit. Yeah, but like, no, I left the state mad at you.
The guy in Boy— I would too. I 100% would too. The guy in Boy Shit, the first guy where you see where I'm on the balcony, he had a girlfriend. And like, I think like—
oh my God, his girlfriend must have been fucking throwing the biggest fit.
So that we had to do it like 60 times where I had to basically like walk up to him and like stare into his face.
Imagine this fucking girl. I'm sure she's great.
I'm sure she has to be like, you know, a certain kind of girl to be able to be with a boy who's gonna get cast.
No, but that's the worst gig for him to be cast in. Yeah, Madison Beer's love interest. Fuck you, you quit acting right now. Fucking asshole, you're not doing that. Who is somebody famous that you wouldn't go up to, like that you wouldn't approach?
I would not go up to Kevin Parker, but he was sitting in front of me on the plane where I I was like, the universe is telling me to say something to you. Like, we're on the same flight.
I'm not familiar with Kevin Hart. Tame Impala. Oh yeah, you're obsessed with that.
I was freaking out. I actually was freaking out the entire flight. There was a random girl next to me, and this poor girl had no idea who he was. And I was like, do you know who that is? And she's like, no. And I just like spewed to her for like 45 minutes about him. And she was like, who are you? Like, stop talking to me. And then I was getting her to like encourage me to say hi to him. I was like, tell me to tell him. Like, I need you to push me to do this. And we were sitting in first class, so it was literally just like him in one row, me and the one behind him. And then we had just played Austin City Limits the same— he was playing Saturday night, I played Saturday during the day. Oh, you guys played together, so— Yeah, I played under his light rig, no big deal.
You have an excuse to go up to him. Yes, that was my plan.
That was your aim. I was like, I have something to say. So I'm like, say something, say something, say something. He gets up and immediately grabs his bag and walks to the front of the plane. I'm like, shit, like, I am not gonna be able to say anything. And then he's standing there outside of the gate just waiting for the rest of his crew, like, with his— by himself. So I went up to him, I was like, you need to do it. And so I was like, hi, Kevin. I was like, I Madison, I just wanted to say— this was exactly how it went down.
Yeah, you're killing it.
I feel like I'm in the moment. I was like, I really love you and I love your music and I think you're a genius and you are a pioneer and I just, I'm just really like, I really love you. And he was like, right on, man, like that's sick. And like in his like accent, I was like, I actually played Austin City Limits yesterday too, like I really liked your set. It was really good. And he's like, what? He's like, just not really talkative. I mean, maybe not to like strangers, I guess. And he was just like, He's like, how was it? I was like, it was really amazing. Like, it was so good, but your set was like so much better. Like, fuck me. Like, who cares about me and what I did yesterday? Like, you really killed it. And then this is the worst part, and this is— I can't even reenact it because it's so shameful. As I was walking away, I like was like, nice to meet you. I thought I kind of killed it. I was like, you didn't do horribly. It's not like you like spit on him or something. I was expecting something horrible to happen. I'm like walking away, and then I remembered in my brain, like, you didn't mention to him that, you know, he mixes and masters all of his own stuff. Like, you have to say that.
Oh no, like Like an afterthought?
Like, I'm not kidding you. I was like at least 10 feet away from him. And I was like, and I know you mix and master all of your own stuff. Turned around and I kept on fucking walking. And then I literally went in the bathroom and I called my assistant. I was like, come to the bathroom now. And I'm sitting on the floor and I was like, I'm just such a spaz. I'm such an idiot. What did I just do? And now all of the people I work with, like all my writers and my producers, every single time I leave the studio, they're like, I don't know, you mix and master all your own stuff. It's just the ongoing misery of my Kevin Parker. I just hope I get I get to redeem myself. Kevin, I promise I'm not as weird as I came across.
Are you ever gonna get married?
Yeah, for sure.
And is that person gonna be like your final person? Yes. Oh shit, so once you get married, it's—
oh, so ideally, I mean, obviously I think everyone hopes that, but I, I definitely wouldn't marry somebody.
What's too early to propose to somebody?
I don't think there's ever too early if you know that it's like the right person.
Natalie, what about you?
What about me?
Like, with Todd, do you feel like are you like hope— are you hopeful that you'll be with him forever? Do you like not see a future with him? That sounds fucked up. Sorry. Yeah, I know, like him.
No, they just celebrated Valentine's Day.
She got a nice Cartier watch.
That's so much longer, to be honest.
No, but like, I mean, like, do you like think of ever like, oh, like I might marry this person?
Um, I definitely think about it, and we've been together for a year now, so it's like obviously think about it, but we both like secret for like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but I feel like—
I know, Madison, I hate it too.
But I feel like also we haven't had our relationship like in the real world. Like, we've been like doing our own thing.
So we don't know how it's gonna go.
You know, when the bar is open, Todd's unleashed. So right now she's got him locked up in the house.
No, but I think him and I both like, we love to go out. We're both like social people. And like, when I go out, like, I hate having somebody like hold on to me and be by me all the time because I just want to float around and talk to people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone asked me this the other day. If you're dating somebody and you're you're dating your boyfriend, whatever, and your boyfriend's liking other girls' pictures, like bikini pics. Is this a problem?
I think it's a problem. I wouldn't want my boyfriend's name on another girl's like body pic. It's a controversial topic.
A lot of people would not give a shit, right?
But like, good for her. Like, that means she's just more secure than I am. Like, that's just completely valid.
I'm so jealous of that shit.
So jealous of you. Like, I could—
I'd call AT&T and I'd say cancel this landline.
I'm so insecure. Yeah, well, that's also just like I've been also perpetuated trust issues my entire life, and I feel like I've had like boyfriends cheat on me before, and I've had things happen to me that I'm like, I don't trust anybody.
In my past life, someone must have really cheated on me because I have some pretty big trust issues.
Yeah, that's crazy. But I, I'm like so insecure when it comes to that stuff, and I— but it's not even like a secure— and a security thing, like a comparison thing. I'm just more like, you're mine and I don't want you looking at it, right? People, I don't know.
I had a girlfriend once, um, before the one I had while. Okay, Liza, I don't know why I made it sound like that, but I was dating— yeah, I was dating this other girl and she told me— she— I was like, have you ever cheated on like a boyfriend? And we did it for like a month or two. It was like really quick, but this was like 3 weeks in and she was like, yeah, I used to cheat on my boyfriend. Um, but, but like, and I was like, would you tell him? And she's like, no, I never tell him. Like, it's just what you got to do to keep the relationship alive sometimes.
What does that mean?
And for the next like 3 weeks I went with it. I was like, yeah, that makes Makes sense. And then I fucking— and then it like hit me like 2 weeks in because then I started to like her more. I was like, holy fuck, this bitch is about to cheat on me.
That's— yeah, that's like—
and that's when I got really fucking scared. And I think that's where from then I was like, fuck, to keep the relationship. And that's why I've always been like so scared of someone cheating on me because it's like, what the fuck, what the fuck.
Well, yeah, I think like relationships are like, I'm forming a bond with you where I trust you with my heart, and if you're gonna cheat on me or like do something behind my back that you wouldn't— like Dr. Phil, one of my favorite people as well, he always says that like cheating is never cheating on you. Cheating is— he but he would never cheat on his wife April, I think her name is, or Robin. Robin. Robin. April. I don't know where that came from. That was good.
My wife Robin. Get it right, Madison.
Wow, that's really good. But he always says cheating is anything you wouldn't do with your significant other in the room, and I believe that. I firmly believe that. Like, I think if I heard my boyfriend talking about a girl, like, who's not me, and any— you know what I mean? Like, I would be like, what the fuck are you doing? And And like, I don't know, I think relationships are just tricky. And if you're not ready to be in one, don't be in one, because you can really mess with someone's head and someone's heart if you like break their trust. Like, nothing hurts more. And I feel like every person has experienced this who's been in a relationship. Then like, if you're going through your boyfriend's phone, who you already have like a little bit of trust issues with, you're like shaking. Like, I don't want to— I don't want to find what I'm looking for, but I'm probably going to. And it's the worst feeling if you— especially if you do, you're just like, man, I love you and I think I know you and I don't know you. And that hurts so much.
You and me in a relationship would be fucking nervous. We We wouldn't even be using our own phones at this point. We would have just switched phones.
Yeah, we would both have our assistants running our Instagram, so neither of us looked at our feeds or anything. I would like— you would be like good in a relationship though. I feel like you would. I feel like I always ask for one, but then when I think about it, I'm just like, okay, there's like this Cigarettes After Sex song that I really love. They're like one of my favorite bands, and there's a lyric that literally— the song's called Cry.
Yeah, I do that a lot after sex too, actually.
Before and after.
For me, no cigarettes though. I hate tobacco.
He— if they—
there's a lyric full of tears.
There's a lyric in the song that's literally— the chorus is like, it's making you cry every time. Like, basically it's like, I can't be faithful to you, but hopefully one day I will be. And he's like completely telling this girl basically, I love you, but I won't be faithful to you. So like, I'm asking— I'm the reason I'm saying that, is there a reason that you feel like you wouldn't be in a relationship? Do you feel like you couldn't be faithful? Do you feel like—
no, I would never, ever, ever fucking cheat. Like, when I was in my last relationship, like, I couldn't I couldn't function. I was like, I'm not looking at another girl. Madison, I would've never met you if I was in a relationship. Like I would've never like let you—
So you feel like it puts kind of like hinders on life.
It's kind of like—
Yeah. Like if, if I, if we made eye contact, but then is it worth it? You have to like weigh out the pros and cons of like, is it—
That's what I'm saying. This was when I was young and I was like, I was an idiot. But like, but like if I was in a relationship and we made eye contact, I would've been like, nope. And I would've never fucking had a conversation with you.
It's good for you though. I think that's—
Yeah. But it's like, it's too much. It's like, what the fuck are you doing, bro? Like, still live your life and do this. But I think—
yeah, still live your life. I think you find someone— like, I also kind of think it's like sweet and romantic to—
I said I'm not—
everyone else off, because what, what, what is everyone else gonna offer you if you found someone who like loves you? Because like everything's smoke and mirrors too. That's the whole thing about life is that everything's bullshit. And like, if you find someone who loves you and respects you and trusts you and that you trust and that makes you feel good and like gets you, there's not much better out there. So I think that's why a lot of people's relationships end is because they're always searching for something better. And they're always like, well, what else is out there? It's like nothing else is out there. So if you're happy, just be happy.
One day it'll just be me and Natalie. And I know that, uh, I know that me waiting this long will be worth it.
You guys already live together. It's super easy.
She's moving out.
Yeah, I'm leaving.
What? Uh, I think Natalie's my scapegoat when we talk about relationships. I just like make a joke about Natalie just to not like actually say the truth. I'm going through a lot of stuff. That's all the time we have for this topic. Thank you guys for listening. Listening. Madison's album is coming out, guys. Go buy it. The songs are sick. Um, sorry, that's the first time I was doing that.
That was good.
That was pretty— keep it going. I just got nervous. It was good. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you guys later. Go check out Madison's album, February 26th. Go check out the rest of our social medias, and, uh, we'll see you guys later. My name is Jeff.
Bye! Fight Club for my friend, and like, I feel so bad because that's one of the best cinematic twists.
Oh yeah, in my opinion.
Wait, I've never seen it.