Jason's Daughter Tells All

What's up guys, welcome back to Views. Today we have a very special guest here, Charlie Nash, Jason's daughter. If you hear us talking really quick, it's because Jason's only allowed us here for 1 hour out of the week, so we, we have to make—

the court has given me 2 hours, David, per week.

Yeah, his visiting rights he's using up for this podcast, so we really appreciate it, Jay. Charlie, this is a big deal having you here. Yeah, Jay, did you want to have her here just in case she ever writes in or does like an exposing video on us? We can just get it out of the way here where it's controlled.

I'm just trying to fill time, honestly.

Oh, with the pot or with hanging out with her?

No, it's, it's really nice to just spend any time with her cuz she's, she's like a little JLo.

Yes.

You know, she's got like, as always, a million things happening and we're going here and she's got friends in Calabasas and friends in Agoura. And so any chance I get to see her—

She's a nepo kid in the smallest possible form.

Yes, yes.

A TikTok Live nepo kid.

We haven't let Charlie say hello yet. Say hi, Charlie.

Hi.

So just for proof that she's actually here. It's just Natalie playing Charlie.

Hi, everybody.

Make sure you laugh at all of David's jokes.

Dude, that was my favorite. Wait, did I tell you? I just saw that bit come back. Oh yeah, I told you, I told you.

Yeah, tell me again.

Well, it was just like— it was— there was this joke we were doing. It was like at one of our tour stops, and like I say like a really lame joke and none of you guys laugh, and then it cuts to Jason talking to you guys in the staircase. Like, whenever David says something, you laugh.

Yeah, yeah, I took you to one of the tours to San Jose, and then you sang— you sang Meghan Trainor. Yeah, in front of 3,000 people. Really? Yeah. Which is probably, uh, I don't know if that's a good memory or a bad one.

Yeah. Well, let's, well, let's start there. What are, I mean, I've known you now for what, 7, 8 years? I've known her.

Yeah.

This is kind of crazy to think. How old are you now?

I'm 16.

So you were like, what?

You're like Uncle David.

Wow. That's crazy. I'm Unc status.

Yeah. You were 8 years old.

Wow. That's crazy. Wait.

Yeah. That is kind of crazy. You know how everyone like, it's not actually your uncle, but like, You just say it's your uncle. Like, you are— you do have— you have that, right?

Because I've been around for that long. Okay, so, well, I don't know, where do we even start? I feel like there's so much to unpack here. Also, let me just say, with all the jokes that we make about Jay not being a good dad and stuff, um, he totally is. So I know that's how I open—

I believe you now.

I know that's how I open the pod, but I just— I open in a negative way. But I want you to understand that these two have probably the best, um, father-daughter relationship, and from what I can tell, you wouldn't know. Yeah. All right, I'm done. I'm done being positive. Um, all right, Jay, you take it away because you know her better.

Uh, no, we went to brunch the other day and she had like a bunch of funny memories from the vlog. And, uh, and then she went to a really cool party with DaBaby.

That was in Lil Wayne.

And so like, David— Charlie goes to a school where the kids have a lot of money.

All the kids have famous parents.

Yes, all of them. Yeah, really, all of them.

It's like, it's like insane. Like The other day I was like, I went on a field trip and there's like a bunch of options of where to eat. And like when I say, I think like 80% of the kids went to Erewhon. They all like, they all dropped like $100. Yeah, it was, it was actually—

I've always wondered that, like how is that? Who's paying for this shit? But yeah, I guess everybody's parents are just fucking loaded. Who are some of the celebrities that— I don't know if you feel comfortable name dropping, but— oh Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I know we had like a lot. Oh my God, one time I was like walking out of my English class, I was going to the bathroom and like this guy saw me, he's like, where, where's the gym? And I looked at him and it was Jason Bateman.

That's the coolest guy to see in your school. Jason Bateman feels like he belongs in a school.

I stood there and I was like, um, um, um. And I took a good 10 seconds to answer.

So one of your— is one of your friends, is their father Jason Bateman?

No, he's like a—

No, he's the principal there. He moonlights.

He's a teacher. No, I just want to know if it's like her friend or if it's like—

no, he was there for a game.

For a game. So, but is the daughter or son in your grade, or how does that work?

No, like, like the opposing team.

Oh wow, even the opposing teams have celebrities coming.

It's just insane. One time my school went on lockdown. We went on lockdown and it wasn't like that insane of a lockdown, Joe. We just like couldn't leave our classes. And like one of like my mom's friend's kids were— it was like in her class or something, and like Like 4 security guards come in.

Wait, that's fucking insane.

Wow.

Take her out the class and like, shut the fuck up. Like, that's the full middle school class, like, in tears being like, we're gonna die, why aren't they saving us?

I sent John Castro to get you.

Wait, is that the craziest thing ever?

That was insane.

I've never thought about that. A celebrity kid during a lockdown drill.

It was insane.

Holy shit.

Now they're more important.

Wow. Well, I mean, to some extent, she's shaking his head. No, Charlie.

Yeah, why am I not getting pulled out of class?

I'd be there, man, if I'd throw myself in front of the bomb for you. You know I would.

But how does that work? Is the security just like waiting there all day for her, just monitoring her kids? Kind of. I think there's like a specific— I think there's like a specific security guard. Like now we have a bomb dog. I don't know.

Oh yeah, the costless—

it's the dog that played Air Bud. Even the dogs are celebrities. Wait, wait, wait. So yeah, is there a room for celebrity security guards of children where they can wait?

I don't know. I just heard this story like from from my mall.

That's fucking crazy.

They're probably just parked in the parking lot, and then when something happens, they go in, but they're just waiting there.

But it's like, how do you— how do you— do they have badges? I'm Jason Bateman. I'm Chris Hemsworth. And then it's like, I'm Jason Nash.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro, you may be the shooter.

That's crazy.

Then, then, then there was a kid that, um, did like a famous rug pull.

Oh my—

wait, pretty much there was a kid that like was on stream. He did a rug pull for like 50K or something.

But what's funny about—

wait, a kid in your grade, a 16-year-old rug pulled and made that much money?

16-year-old in my grade, but like, I guess he rug pulled. Like, I don't understand what that means. I guess he rug pulled like 30K or something.

Like, yeah, he like built up a coin, hyped it up, and then sold it when it got—

but did it all on Twitch.

And then he just started like flipping people off, and there's just like screenshots.

Oh wow, he like rug pulled. Like, that's my money.

He's like, that's my bank, that's my bank.

Oh wow. So like in people's faces, he was like, fuck you, I just stole money.

Yeah, they were like calling him a 13-year-old, but he's 16.

It was just like, well, I mean, that's the worst thing you can be called when you're 13. Yeah, there's no nastier word.

Is school worth it, Charlie?

Yeah, I loved it. We have a pizza bar now.

Okay, now I see why Jason pays so much money. Yeah, now it's making sense.

No, yeah, it's crazy.

It's like, what, $5-10K a month? And I've never understood it. Yeah, and now it makes sense. Do you guys ever compare, like, or do you ever get excited about whose house you guys are going to? Like, is it like, oh my God, she goes to so many celebrities' houses? Like, we can't even fucking say Northwest today.

Like, I mean, yeah, yeah.

Like, yeah, I guess so. Sometimes.

That's crazy.

I mean, a lot of them don't really go to my school. Are there power couples in my grade?

Yeah. Of like, of like celebrity kids. Like you have, like you have the Jay-Z dating the Batemans.

Honestly, like a lot of the time I'll like find out of someone's parent like way later.

So kids aren't braggadocious about it, I assume, especially now.

Like they're not. But sometimes they'll like pop out in like, like a, like a full Chrome Hearts outfit and then you're like, oh, like, are there kids that are not well off?

In your school?

Yeah, for sure.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay, so it's not just all like—

I mean, but okay, scholarship, right?

Or some— I mean, not every kid, right?

So this is like a high-level, like a high-level school. People from all over the country, I assume, are trying to get into it.

I, I considered getting a job as a librarian there.

Really?

To get half off tuition.

Is that true?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Damn.

Yeah, Naveen and I were looking at it. We're like— Naveen was like, I'll go work as a librarian. I was like, Okay, wow, that's crazy.

Okay, that's amazing. Congrats on that. Cool. Are you gonna go to college or no?

I want to.

What can top this experience though? You're gonna go to fucking college with random US civilians.

It's so insane. Like, I take photography and there's like a full red room. Like, you like go into like a revolving door.

It's like, it's actually in your high school.

It's insane.

What other, what other like things do they offer there that maybe they don't offer at a regular school?

That's so fun. We have like a bunch of wheels, like good clay. Like, it's just like all like a good ceramics lab.

Like, wow, crazy TV production. Production studio.

Oh, it was crazy. Recording lab or whatever. Like Wyatt used to like live in there. Like he came and visited like the other week and I was like sitting in my ceramics room and like right across from the ceramics is like the recording lab and I just see like Wyatt rocking across and I was like, I thought you were in New York. Like, yeah, but he just spent all of his time at the school.

Wow.

Like when he was back. That's the food situation.

Like, oh yeah, that's how you know.

Yeah, it's a great question. Okay guys, on Tuesdays, so don't even— this is kind of big back to me, but guys It's so good. Like on Tuesdays it's Italian Tuesday and like a week ago they opened like, like a pizza thing.

Pizza bar.

And they like, they like bake it in front of you. Like they have like wood-fired pizza.

Wow.

And it's so good.

Wait, this is on Tuesdays?

This is on Tuesdays. What's Monday? This is Mexican Monday.

I literally do nothing on Tuesdays. I will be picking you up from school.

Wednesday's sushi.

Wednesday's sushi?

Oh, that's crazy.

And like Chinese food.

Do the seniors get a lunch release?

Yeah, second semester.

Second semester you get a lunch release? And you're what, a sophomore?

Yeah.

Tell them about the fancy party you went to.

Okay, so there was this party.

Oh my God, I went to like no parties in high school. This is amazing.

It was so insane. It was in West Hollywood at this like crazy venue, and you like walk in and there's like music blasting. There's like literally like dancers that dance like the whole night, like on the stage.

Like for a high school party?

Yeah, I swear, for a high school party. It was like so full out and whatever. And then like all of a sudden, like they're like, all right, like let's introduce like DaBaby. And like DaBaby just comes onto the stage like The crowd is like going insane. He's like grabbing people's hands and he has these like insane dancers. Okay. He has these like— this was kind of baffling. He has like crazy dancers that are like fully like twerking and stuff.

Yeah, there's like, there's like video of like the kid comes out and then these like two girls are like twerking on him.

Oh, is this— what is this, a sweet 16?

Yeah, it was a sweet 16. And he's like, he's literally like behind the girls twerking.

Damn, this is crazy.

It was like kind of baffling.

Who else was there?

Lil Wayne came out and he was just like, he was just like smoking a blunt the whole time and like Singing.

Damn. How much do you think DaBaby gets paid for a sweet 16?

Oh my God.

It's got to be like a million to 2 million. No, no, no, not that much.

I really thought Savage was going to come, but then he just didn't.

That's who's— Yeah. Who's like the apex celebrity in like your— in your realm?

Like if this—

if this celebrity showed up to the sweet 16, everybody would lose their fucking minds.

I guess like probably like Drake. I mean, right? Or like what? Like, like social media wise or like—

No, no. Oh, who's social media? Like Alex Earl? I actually couldn't even think about anybody.

Like, do kids like—

do you know who Paul Turell is?

No, no, no, no. Who's Paul Turell? Is this like a niche thing that high schoolers watch? Is it like a funny thing? Like, you ironically watch it?

Ironically, it's like there's this thing called like the Glow House. Have you seen— have you guys not seen this?

Is it like the Barbie House?

No, no, but they're all— it's like 13 to like 16, and it's like— it's like a bunch of kids.

God, I don't know what this is.

No, I mean, I'm kind of shocked you don't know what it is. It's like a bunch of me? It's like a bunch of kids, like probably like ages like 14 to like maybe like 17, and they're all like probably blew up on TikTok for being like attractive. And it's just like they like met up and like had an event and they all live in the— and my, my friends went.

Okay, so that's like, that's the big celebrity or the big influencers that you guys are watching?

Like no one's like watching them like genuinely, right? It's kind of on TikTok, but I guess there's not like really a YouTube—

do you— oh, do you guys all watch MrBeast, or is that too old? They're too young for you guys.

No, I, I don't.

Do you like—

we know who we like, we know who MrBeast is, right?

Okay, wow, that's crazy. Wow, different world. Drake would excite me too. Jay, have you ever seen a band live?

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wait, wait, wait, her end of Charli D'Amelio's story is really interesting. This is like a week prior. I'm like on my way to school and he goes, do you like Charli D'Amelio? I was like, yeah. And he's like, David knows her. And I was like, Jay, you whore.

I'm trying to get any points I can. I was like, at the time, Charli D'Amelio was like the biggest, biggest, biggest deal. Yeah.

I was like, oh, like, great. Like, that's cool. And then so like a week comes and then you guys like put the blindfold on me and you're like, hold on, let me set up.

The bit is because you never reacted to anything.

Yeah.

Like that was your thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the bit was I'm like, we could surprise her with Charlie, but she's not going to react. Like, she's never reacted to anything. So if she doesn't react, I get to shoot you with a paintball gun 3 times, and then we pull the blindfold off. And the funny part is, is Jason is basically like begging you to react. He's like, you love Charlie D'Amelio, don't you, sweetheart?

Um, but so like, you guys like put the blindfold on me, and like the second, like the second it just happened, I was like, oh, like Charlie D'Amelio's coming. Like, I know she's coming. You literally, like, you said this to me a week before. Yeah, I, I asked Blake. I told Blake. I was like, I think my dad's going to surprise me with Charlie. And so then like, it's not so smart you You told me.

I did?

Yes.

Oh, I did?

You were like, you're like, how would you—

Did you just say you're so smart to her?

Yeah. No, I didn't tell you. I didn't tip the bit.

You were like, I said, how would you feel if you met Charlie D'Amelio?

Did I really?

You were checking your chances of getting shot even before the bit.

But I didn't say David's coming with Charlie D'Amelio, give a good reaction.

Yeah, you didn't give me like a time, but—

No, no, but I didn't say like, she's coming, make sure you react good.

Jay's in trouble.

You didn't say that.

But then, so then you guys like put the blindfold on me and I was like, okay, like I know what's happening. And then all of a sudden, like, you guys were like, come on. Like, he's going to get shotgun three times. Like, come on, come on, come on. React, react, react. And I was like, I just.

Did you start crying? Because he was going to get shot?

I'm sorry.

I literally got.

My God. Terrible.

I was like. I was like, first of all, I know this is Charlie, so I'm not going to react. And then I was like, I don't know if I can fake it. And I just start crying. And you guys took the blindfold off right when I started crying, I was like, oh, my God.

I love you.

Wait, You started crying. You started crying after Jason. This is all on video, so like if you watch it back, yeah, blindfold comes off, she goes, oh my God, I just watched it.

I wasn't, I wasn't like sobbing, I was like thinking about it. No, no, like stressed about it. And then I started like tearing and I was like, I'm gonna play this off. So I just like kept my tears.

Oh, that's crazy. I wonder if my brother did the same thing with MrBeast. Remember like we surprised— yeah, we surprised Toby with MrBeast.

Yes.

And I wasn't expecting anything, I just wanted to surprise him, but we were just filming and then MrBeast gave him an iPhone and 10 grand. And then out of fucking nowhere, waterworks. Like, my brother starts crying, and I'm like, what? I was so confused. I was like, I can't believe this is happening. Like, I had no idea MrBeast was so powerful. I wonder if that's what happened. I wonder if, like, my brother just got overwhelmed and he just started crying.

Yeah, right.

Wow, that's really interesting.

I kind of just got overwhelmed.

Oh, well, you look pretty happy on the deck doing a TikTok dance with her, though.

I'm not like, I'm so happy I met Charli D'Amelio. I get, like, I get glaze for it to this day.

So, you know, Charlie was, Charlie was the shit in school back then because of— of course.

Oh, oh, you were I was the shit.

Oh really?

Yeah, like 200,000 on TikTok.

Oh, people saw that popping in 5th grade.

People—

wait, people in your grade watch the vlogs or they just saw that moment because it was—

they watch like the boys did. I'd say the boys watch like your guys's vlogs more, right? Like a lot of guys like I know like nowadays would be like, oh my God, like Jason, and like that's exciting to see him.

Fucking crazy.

Yeah, yeah, it was a lot for you.

Yeah, a bunch of my friends asked to join his live.

Yeah, how was that when he was live streaming?

Oh, that was insane. That was actually insane.

She's like going into like trauma.

No, no, I'd be like, I'd be like sitting—

you like going to school with, don't you?

Well, that's what it took.

I'd be like sitting down like writing my homework and then I'd hear Galaxy! Oh my God, a live! And I'd be like on the— I'd be on the phone with my friends and they'd be like, what the fuck is happening? Is your dad good? Like, are you guys okay? Like, what's happening? And I was just like, no, no, no, it's just live.

That's really funny.

Sometimes it'll go— one time it like went to like 2 AM. That was rough.

Yeah, that was rough when it went to 2 AM.

Oh my God.

Yeah, they helped me with my homework though. There was one time I was like in the living room like sobbing because I like couldn't find something in a book, and he goes, hey, live, like what, what page does this happen in the book? And then like, then like, what, wait, like what was the per— like Ivory, what was the person?

She couldn't figure out something for homework, and I was like, guys, what is this? Like, we, we read the page and then like 10 people came to the rescue and they were like, no, it's this and it's that and this. That was the cool part about it.

It's really interesting your perspective on all this because it's like, it's so— you grew up so in the middle of it that you like, you don't even know a different normal.

Yeah.

Therefore, it doesn't even seem like you have complaints because this was your reality.

Yeah. My friends would like, like send me like, like screenshots of them scrolling of like his like live just coming up and he's just like screaming.

Has there ever been a bit that you've seen that Jason and I have done or Jason's done on his own where you're like, come on, Dad, Like where you were either embarrassed or like—

I'm trying to think, like what phase of life?

That was funny though. That was so funny.

My girl!

That was so funny. Okay, great. I mean, if that didn't bump you, then I think you're good. Oh, oh, oh, oh!

One time, okay, I can say one time. One time, like my friend was having like a bunch of people over and I think I had something to do in the morning, so I like got picked up pretty early. And I like, he like gets out of the car and he's dressed as like Maddy from Euphoria but except like, His, like, crack is out. His stomach is out. He has, like, a full weave on.

That's really funny.

He was just, like, sagging. And, like, all my friends were like, yo. Yo. Oh, I don't know. One time, like, you were hiking Fryman.

Yeah.

And, like, have you ever seen, like, videos of him running? I don't know.

Like, from a third party?

Yeah. Like, from him, like, filming himself. Like, have you ever seen video? Like, he's very, like, loud when he runs. Like, I don't know if you notice. He's, like, panting loud screaming.

And it looks like he's about to fall face forward all the time.

Like screaming whatever, like, music he can. And like, I think at the time when like Kanye was kind of going under, like, like one of like my family friends were like, like, buy him on Fryman. And he's just like screaming Gold Digger, like, like, dancing up there.

That's really fun.

Like, my friends came to school and they're like, yeah, like, parents saw your dad.

That's really funny.

Charlie's mom has banned Kanye many Yeah, but Charlie and I were holding on.

Yeah, what's the difference between your mom and your dad? I assume they're pretty polar opposites from what I have gathered.

I'd say my mom like probably deals with more of like doctor appointments and stuff. I don't think I'd visit the dentist if my mom wasn't around. But like, and then with him, he probably— he drives me a lot of places.

Yeah, that is a lot of places.

And you go far. Like, Dave, when you were in high school, or not when you're in high school, like you were just friends with the kids in town, right? Did you have friends in other towns?

No, that's just you.

No, no, no, no, this is— I mean, we've I've given you shit about this. You call like $80 Ubers to Calabasas.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We should actually take it up with Charlie. Charlie, why don't you get your fucking license? What's going on? You're 16.

I need to get my license. Time to lock in.

And then I need to buy a car. Oh, I'm like, I don't know.

I have to get her a BMW first.

These kids, like, these kids I know are like getting insane cars.

Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that.

This kid got an M3 and he crashed it.

16-year-old?

Yeah, he totaled it. And guess what? He got a new one.

Whoa.

He got a new one.

Damn, it's tough to be like the cool parent and like, yeah, compete.

I can't imagine.

Yeah, like, it's already— I feel like it's really competitive, like, where we're from, like, in the suburbs. But here, I mean, you just got to lay down your sword here and just be like, obviously can't compete with that ever.

Um, okay, what else was cool? Was meeting Addison Rae cool? Yeah, I turned off— you still waiting?

Damn, that's sick.

I turned off the camera.

No.

Yeah, that was bad.

Yeah, but Addison—

can I say that or no?

Yeah, Addison was a champ about it, pretty much.

Like, wait, what?

It was— wait, wait, wait. So it was, it was like my birthday, and he like picked me up from school. I just had like my birthday party at school. Like, I was So pumped. And like, we went into like some like parking lot and he's like, I gotta pick up an SD card from David. Like, David, like, oh, like he's making me pick up this SD card. And then like we went into the parking lot and I kid you not, I was sitting there for like an hour, like in the front seat. I was just sitting there for an hour. I was getting pissed. I was like, it is my 12th birthday, why aren't you here? Like, I was getting mad. I was actually mad at you.

I was like, what is David? Had nothing to do with it.

I'm sure it's not the first time.

And then like I don't know, like there's just always been so many times where like he's been filming and he's been like, oh, my camera's dead. Like, I left it filming. So I kind of been like, I've kind of been like trained to like turn off the camera for not filming. So like I went and I turned off the camera and I was like, why is this rolling?

And then like 2 seconds later she popped into the car and I was like, oh, I'm in a Gelson's parking lot and I left it rolling on top of the thing.

Oh, hold on. Okay, let me explain this. Okay, okay. So Jason left the car with the camera on because Addison was in the back seat of the car.

Addison was about to come and jump in the back seat and, and surprise Charlie.

Oh, Charlie turned it off. That's so funny.

Yeah, so I faked it.

And so then I turned to Addison, I was like, it's not on. And Addison was a champ. She was just like, she's like, we had— she's like, let's just do it again. And I was like, okay, great.

Wow, that's fucking crazy.

You couldn't tell the difference?

Yeah, the only video we had was like Grammy's like iPhone 6 like video from that backstage.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow, that would— that would— that would inspire Yeah, that's crazy.

I'm sorry I put you through all that stuff.

That's crazy.

What a crazy life.

It's fine.

She's actually really positive. She hasn't said one negative thing about anything, which I'm kind of shocked. Yeah, maybe she's just holding back.

Remember when I told her?

Yeah, wait till I'm 18.

I know, I know.

Netflix doc is coming out. I saw one of those the other day. It was like about a family vlog, and I was like, oh God, the 8 passengers.

But you never know.

Do that.

Wait, Charlie's the reason you stopped family vlogging?

Uh, yeah.

Well, Charlie and Wyatt, they never really wanted a family vlog.

No.

Yeah, no, they—

Charlie didn't want to be on camera anymore because it was tough on TikTok, right? You got like bad comments and stuff.

Oh my God, TikTok was so rough.

Oh, you're family vlogging on TikTok?

No, like she— no, she just got a TikTok and she started to get a lot of followers and it started to be a really big thing, and then the comments were just really nasty. It was too much for a little kid.

Yeah, no, I can't imagine. Have you learned how to like manage like hate comments and stuff? Like, are you better at it now? Are you still like—

probably, but I don't think I— I don't really like get them.

She's private on everything.

Oh, I mean, one time when I was still doing dance in like 6th grade, Abby Lee Miller swiped up and like just dissed me.

Wait, who is she?

Is she the coach?

She just like swiped up and she was like, honey, you're doing it all wrong. Yeah, yeah.

But you— we met her her. We went to JoJo Siwa's birthday party.

Maybe that was a way of her saying—

I met Abby Lee Miller.

She was there that night. Yeah.

Oh my God, that was Abby Lee Miller?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe that was her way of like wanting to like interact with you in like a funny Dance Moms way.

I think so.

Yeah, yeah.

But still, yeah, you took it.

I should never dance again.

Yeah, tell David the gorilla story.

Oh my God, wait, do you know, do you know what he's talking about?

When I surprised Jason with a gorilla?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's like one of my favorite, one of There was a bit, it was my favorite bit. I came up with it pretty late at night and I was like, I was like, I've surprised so many people with animals where they're gonna believe any animal I bring in is real. So I got Jay Prehistoric Pets who has all the craziest animals. And I got a really realistic gorilla outfit and I put Taylor in the gorilla outfit. And in the middle of the night, like 2, 3 AM, I went around to all my friends' houses, literally 2, 3 AM. And we went to Jason's house and Taylor was on a leash dressed as a gorilla with prehistoric pants. And Taylor jumped on Jason's bed as the gorilla and Jason's wearing this mouth guard. Okay. And then you take it. Oh my God. I didn't know you were home.

Yeah, I was home.

He, she lives with me.

Yeah, I was home. Okay. So I don't know if I was like asleep. I think I was asleep.

Dude, that must be terrifying to hear.

Oh my God. That was so scary. Okay. So I was asleep and like first thing I hear are like footsteps and I was like, okay. Okay. Oh, I was like, who is this? I was like, is it Wyatt? And I was like, what the hell? And then I hear like a bunch of— like, I— how many people were you with?

Like 4 probably.

Okay. I hear like a bunch of footsteps like coming down right past my room cuz my room's right by the stairs.

Yes.

And then like I hear like my dad— like I just hear him like scream. Like, oh my God.

Like, it was—

oh my God, it was the most— it was like the most insane scream. I'm like sitting in my bed and I like start crying and I'm like, who's— who is in this house? Who's in this house? I had 911 on dial.

Did you?

I'm glad I did. Oh my God, that was insane.

And then I heard David's voice, and then I called him, and then I called 911.

I was like, I heard David's voice.

Robert's the one thing. David in here at 3 AM, call the fucking SWAT team.

And then, yeah.

Damn. Okay, so this was— how old were you at the time?

I was probably like 12.

Damn. Yeah, that's a pretty terrifying thing. Sorry about that. Yeah.

And also, nobody came into my room afterwards to be like, yo, like, You didn't check on her?

I didn't.

What do you mean?

I think I thought you were asleep.

You think I slept through?

Well, you should have came out.

But at some point, I'm sure you knew that it was just a bit.

I didn't. I thought you were asleep.

Jay, you were really scared. That was definitely one of our better bits.

It was good because Jay was there. And Jay, I know as the animal guy. So when I saw Taylor as the gorilla, I was like, oh fuck, he's really upped it.

Yeah, but you didn't process it when you screamed. No, whenever— guys, there's been so many times where he's been like half asleep and I've like gone into his room and been like, oh hey, like, do you have Mella? And he like jumps up. Are you okay? And like sometimes I'll be like sleeping out at a friend's house, it's like, it's like 3 AM when he like wakes up to go get his snack, and like, like, I'll just get a text like, are you good? Where are you?

Yeah, I mean, we'll be vlogging and you'll, you'll call and maybe there's bad service so he doesn't hear like the first word that comes out of your mouth and it'll break up a little bit. Like, is everything okay? Everything good?

Everything okay?

I mean, it's like constantly like the house is on fire with him.

It's so— you react like so quickly to things. I've never seen anyone do that.

Dude, when there's an earthquake, I wake up, I go, Charlie, Charlie, and you're not home. You're like, those are nice. You're not with me.

Are you under the rubble?

And I'll be— and then you'll be like, Charlie's not here.

Oh my God, that's crazy.

Sometimes like I'll be having sleepovers and like there was this one time when you walked upstairs and you walked upstairs cuz you forgot we were there and And like, you looked around the room and just turned around and went back downstairs and put like this like button— and you put this like button up on and you like went and you went to grab snacks. Nobody said a word. And this has happened like I think every single sleepover I've had easily. And you go and you grab like I think like 10 bags of chips and go back downstairs.

Wait, this is when you're having a sleepover in the living room, he walks by to do his midnight snacking?

Yeah.

Damn, that's really cool.

Has Naveen ever told the jelly bean story? One time, like, he had this phase where he was really into jelly beans. I don't know why. Like, I think he had like a good like 10 bags of jelly beans around the house. And like, I like wake up the next morning, I was like talking to Naveen, and like Naveen tells me this funny story. And like, so pretty much he's like waking up and there's like a bag of jelly beans on the bed, and he like wakes up and like there's like discolored jelly beans stuck to his back.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

David's not fazed by that.

And on the sheets, and on the sheets there was like a rainbow because he like That's really funny. She like sweated the color.

The worst is when you eat chocolate in bed. That looks really bad.

Yeah.

No, I feel like I've had my fair encounters with things stuck to Jason while he's asleep.

Yeah.

I can't imagine. Poor Naveen, the things that she has to go through.

Oh wait, so like one time like we went to this concert and it was like really late at night. Like the concert probably ended at like 11:30. It was like a great night. And then like you called him and you're like, oh, like I need your help with something. And I was like, okay. So he was like, okay. And he like took us, and like, he like danced with like a mariachi band. I think it was Zayn's birthday or something, and he like danced with like a mariachi band. But then we ended up like getting into the party bus because I guess like he needed to like be—

oh yes, we were surprising Zayn with Kendall Jenner. Oh yeah, and at the beginning of the night, there's a mariachi band that surprised them outside of Tao. And yeah, Jason was dancing shirtless.

Yeah, yeah, outside of the restaurant.

Oh, you guys were there?

Yeah, he brought us.

Oh yes, you were in the party bus.

We were in the party bus. That was insane. It was just funny.

Oh yeah, you were like—

everybody— yeah, everybody was like probably drunk, I'd say. It was just like so insane because I was like sitting with Wyatt and like— no diss on Wyatt— Wyatt used to be like a really awkward kid and like I love Wyatt. And so he was like—

yeah, Wyatt's so fucking awkward. What a weirdo.

So, and I was like sitting like near like the front of the bus, like by the driver, and like Wyatt would his like knee-high like neon socks and like shorts, were like— was like standing there. Like Zayn came over and like twerked on Wyatt.

That's funny. I remember this.

And Wyatt, like, I don't even know why, just had like the funniest reaction.

Poor kid. Seriously, guys, I don't know. That's crazy, man.

Yeah, but it was also like— it was— there was also so much fun stuff too. It's so funny.

Like any other celebrity, like anybody who's in the public eye, I should say. Like, the kids have such a different experience growing up. This is so, so niche.

Yes. Yeah.

So fucking— and not even like family vlogger niche, like the vlogs niche. Like, we were recording such bizarre con— it wasn't like she was unboxing like Polly Pockets and like toys with you. Like, she was like, right, she was there when you're getting attacked by a gorilla at 3 AM. Yeah. Like, it's so specific. Has there ever been anything that you've asked, like, that you've asked your dad for? Like, okay, I know he has— I don't know if Charlie or Addison, but like, anything that you've thought that maybe your dad can get because of his YouTuber status or anything like that?

Yes, there is one big one that I delivered.

What?

The 4 tickets to Tyler, the Creator. Oh, through SeatGeek.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I got them for free. I mean, I wouldn't be able to afford tickets to Tyler, the Creator.

Right.

Yeah. I mean, that was—

I was talking more like surprising with like Tyler, the Creator himself.

I didn't like ask for anything.

No, you didn't ask for anybody.

I never like really asked for anyone. I don't think.

Did you watch the vlogs? Did you watch the vlogs growing up or no?

I watched the ones I was in. I wasn't allowed to watch the other ones.

Oh, a little narcissist.

I wasn't allowed to watch.

Have you seen any of them going back?

Yeah.

Like, I feel like you—

I watched a bunch of my friends the other day, actually.

Which ones did you see? Like, I feel like I feel like what's interesting about you is you probably still see clips of Jason that you've never seen in your life.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that would fucking rock my world to see videos of my dad that like I don't remember happening or I've never seen. That'd be so confusing.

Yeah, the other day like my friend was like playing a card game and you know like how like text someone, oh, I saw your dad twerking or something. So she's like playing that card game and it's like my friend in Vegas and she was just like texting me. She's like, oh, like I saw your dad twerking. And I was like, oh, haha. Like I just like fully believe it.

Oh, that's funny. She was making it up, but it's actually true. I actually think Jason would be doing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn.

After seeing like, uh, this life or that we have, do you have any interest in it? Are you like, no?

Yeah. Oh yeah, some.

You do social media? Jay's salivating. He's like, maybe we could do the family channel again.

I don't really know what I'd do.

Like, you were so good in the videos. It was so fun. That was like my ideal fun. I was like, oh my God. I'm like, I had this little actress and I was like, you used to kill it. And I'd be like, and I would try to, I would try to get Wyatt to be better. And I'm like, be like your sister, because you, you could cold deliver it and you had to do it twice. Why have to do a couple times? Yeah, but you would just never—

I remember like when—

then you gave it up.

Yeah, I remember sometimes I had a regular life as a kid when you could have been a star and making me money. You fucked it all up.

I did like, um, sometimes I used to have to be in like Todd skits. Yes, that was funny.

Oh God, what were the Todd skits?

There was one about like brushing teeth or something, like, like him like living— like, cuz he used to live with us.

Like, sometimes I'd have to be in Todd skits. Such a funny line from a 16-year-old.

Yeah, that was, that was fun.

Well, that was— that was— Todd really enjoyed. I mean, that one family around that— what—

when I— when we— when I used to like live with all of you guys, that was really funny.

Have you ever seen Jason dressed as Carmelita, the prostitute from Guatemala?

Yeah, that came— that was like— that was like Vine, right?

And it was the beginning of YouTube.

Really?

Oh wow, you were there for Vine too? Yeah, she really does not know a different life other than this.

Like, I was Crystal, that was my name on Vine. Oh yeah, and why was Mark—

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait, you changed their names for their privacy?

No, we used to do this thing, or I used to force them to do this thing called Soda Dad, and I gave them like hick names.

Yeah, yeah. And he's like talking like a southern accent.

Yeah, I was Crystal Osmark. That's what she's gonna say on your deathbed. Remember when I was Crystal and you were my hick dad?

I'm gonna remember that forever. That was, that was insane.

Do you have a boyfriend?

No, not right now.

Whoa, why are you getting so nervous? Is there somebody that you, you're interested in? Uh, you have to say the name, obviously.

She had someone who was really great.

But yeah, I was just dating this guy, but we broke up.

You were dating someone? Oh wait, did I, did I meet him? Who was dating someone? Was Wyatt dating someone?

I met him at the Troubadour.

You there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Wyatt's show.

How long did you date him for?

A year.

Is, is, is your dad weird with boyfriends, or—

No, he's, he's like actually surprisingly like—

Were you nervous when your boyfriend was meeting your dad for the first time?

Not at all.

Not at all.

Cuz he like—

I'm shocked. You're never nervous about, about Jason meeting anybody? You're—

Well, because It's like he's so, um, like, I think he's like too nervous to like mess it up. He'll be like, like, I remember like he'd be— he was like, he like made a nickname for him. He was like, here, man.

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like, he'd always like just say stuff like that.

Oh, he made a nickname for your boyfriend at the time?

Yeah.

That's really funny. Where do they meet for the first time?

He invited him to his wedding.

Wow.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where you met him.

Oh yeah, you met him at the wedding. Oh, that's what it was.

Wait, the wedding when At the park in Santa Barbara?

Yeah, the courthouse.

The 4 people that were there in the parking lot. Wow, that's sick. Did you give him like a, like a fatherly talk? Like, hey, what are your intentions with my daughter?

No, I don't think so. No, no, he just seemed like a cool kid.

Has he— has Jason ever been overprotective? I mean, I know he is, but like with my safety.

Yeah.

Have you ever— how many times have you had to be like, yo, you gotta fucking chill?

So many. Times.

Really?

Never. You never say you gotta fucking chill.

I'm sure. I don't say it, but yeah.

But like, you do this funny thing where you like randomly like flip a switch and like pretend you care about something that you just don't care about, and like I can like see you right through it.

Like what?

Well, that's funny. That's kind of interesting. That's something I feel like I have a perfect example.

Oh my God. Okay, 3 weeks ago, okay, I had like a really long weekend. Like I was like at the beach earlier that day, like I was just like doing stuff and like I guess I took a nap. I took a nap or something and like I guess the following weekend I took another nap, but it's not like I was like sleeping for like 6 hours and I took a nap and like it was like on a Sunday, like whatever.

No, you hold on, Jay, let her talk.

And then like he like comes to my— he like comes to like my mom's house and like sits us both down and he's like, Charlie, I'm just worried. You, you've been sleeping, you've been sleeping, you've been sleeping so much. And mind you, my older brother, like I think he slept 17 hours a day. Like there's nobody I have. It's so There's nobody I've met that sleeps more than my brother. Yeah, so my mom's saying, they're like, why are you stressing? Like, we already went through this with another kid. That was like concerning. You were never concerned. And he was like— it was like a 20-minute conversation. He's like, you got to make sure you sleep. You got to make sure you sleep.

Yeah, I just thought you were out at your sleepovers and you were staying up too late.

But why, why do you think that that's a good example of— because I was kind of following you where you were saying that it seems like sometimes he latches on to things he doesn't really care about.

Sometimes with like, with like grades or something, like I'll be like, oh, like I got like a B on this test. And he'll be like, okay, like I know you think that's a good grade. Like one time I got like, I got like a C on this test. He's like, he's like, this is the time to work. You got to work.

I'm like, I have work, you have work, we got to grind.

You're a smart girl, like you can do it. And I was just like, I don't say grind. You say, you say, you say grind every day. Like when we go to the, when you go to the, like sometimes he'll like call me like after the gym. Like sometimes we go to the gym together actually.

Yeah.

And like one time he broke a treadmill.

Why? How did it break?

I was like on the, I was like on a machine next to him and he's like, has his headphones and he's like dancing and like being on. Jumped onto the treadmill a little too hard.

Damn.

And it like wobbled and like made a huge noise.

That's sad.

But like somebody, yeah.

When you're breaking exercise equipment.

Yeah.

He's been like using me as gym motivation too.

Really?

Yeah, fully.

That's good. At least you're getting him out there.

Yeah, but he'll be like, like, they're like, over spring break, I was like going a lot because I didn't have much to do. And he'd be like, 3 days in a row, we got to keep going. And like, I'd be like, I don't know, like, I'm kind of tired. Like, no, grind doesn't stop. Grind doesn't stop.

Get the game, get the gains.

You always say getting gains. It's like your number one phrase. Do you guys ever fight? Like, not really. I mean, other than like the sleep thing.

That's crazy.

I don't know what we'd fight about.

You guys have an interesting relationship, man.

I just wish we were closer. Well, you know, I just wish— I always feel like we're not connected. You know what I mean?

Where's this coming from? Check the podcast. He's like, wait, we need 2 more minutes. Let's fake this girl. All right, I'll just try some shit right now. I love you, Charlie. Wait, where's this coming from? The final 2 minutes? Oh, well, I have been feeling that lately, like where I'm just like, uh, like, I mean, from what I've just gathered here, I'm not an expert on relationships, but I think Natalie and there's 2 other girls sitting in the room here with us. I think they could attest that you guys have a really healthy relationship, like freakishly healthy. Where I'm like shocked. She's 16. This is when Charlie should fucking hate you, right? And the fact that she doesn't is fucking incredible.

Sometimes I struggle to think of things to say, like, to like—

like, I just keep saying Ohio a lot.

Oh, what?

Ohio.

Ohio.

I try to pick up on little trends. If you're from Ohio, that's bad, apparently. Have you heard that? No, no, no. Tell Dave some of those slang that Maddie says.

I used to live in Toledo, so I don't know.

Oh, it's a dump.

I'm Do you know what PMO means?

Piss me off.

Yeah, yeah, yes. Oh yeah, sometimes I like told him what it means, or like my friends would like say, like say it around him. And like the other day he was like, man, it's just like totally PMO. Like it's totally Ohio.

Yeah, if a kid is like not cool, he's from Ohio, right?

He has like really good friends.

We had to tell you that. We had to teach you that.

Wait, wait, Jay, what are you saying more about? You should connecting.

Like, I struggle. Like, if I go to pick her up, I don't know if, like, silence is good or if I should, like, make conversation. You know what I mean? Like, what do you think? I don't even know how to respond to that.

Like, wait, I guess I know. The other day—

you've known her for 16 years. How's it getting awkward?

Let's do it. We're in the car. So how's, um, everything good with your friends?

It's pretty good. Kind of tired.

Tired. Okay, got plans this weekend? I say that.

Yeah.

Then I'll say, um, what's— and then I'll ask about Maddie Shea, who's really funny.

I think you're overthinking the relationship with Charlie because obviously from this, like I said, yeah, you're good.

I mean, it's just like, uh, she's everything to me. You're everything to me.

Oh, we're at 40 minutes.

Okay, let's go. That's all. It's all the time we have.

All right guys, that's all the time.

No, you are everything to me.

Thank you.

Everything. You know that.

He just pointed to me, by the way.

I literally I literally do anything for you. Still looking at me.

Still looking at me.

You too, Dave.

Thank you. Bye, guys.

I love you.

I love you.

Love you too, Dad. All right, that's all the time we have. Thank you for everybody listening. Thank you, Charlie, for joining us. Jay, go check out his podcast. Charlie, what is the podcast called?

All Good Things.

Testing to see if she knows it. That's fucking crazy. Child Protective Services, if you're hearing this, that should be all the messaging you need that they're okay. All right, see you later. Bye.