Hooking Up With Corinna

What's up guys, welcome back to Views. We have a special guest here, Corinna Kopf, one of the hottest people in the world. Um, I mean, how are you?

Just so hot.

Don't get all shy now.

I'm amazing. I think it's crazy that you think I'm the hottest person in the world but you refuse to have sex with me.

That's not true.

That is true.

I had a very specific deal with you.

What was it?

If we're on a boat one day, I will have sex with you. I literally said that. Do you not remember? Like a good boat where I'm really feeling myself.

Are you really feeling yourself nowadays or what?

You are going on a boat in a week.

I am.

Maybe I'll slip right on as a surprise guest.

I invited you.

Karina, new captain on board.

Karina, he has said no to you to have sex with you.

Not really.

Many times.

You've never— well, Many times I've offered him, like, you also go about it like an aggressive way. You're like, let's have sex. What if you like buttered me up? I'd probably— I could most likely be down.

I really highly doubt it.

Like, you have to whine.

I've literally like offered you money. We've literally been laying in bed and like, I've like tried— I have.

I'm a prostitute.

We've been laying in bed together, just me and you, and nothing. Just laying there and I'm like, okay, like you know, and you're like, no, I would never touch you.

I just like, you're, you're just like so vocal and like you're pretty ruthless, and I just like don't want the review after. Like, I just, I don't want her to be like, that's what you're doing with girls? That was mid. Like, I'm, I know you've had sex with some superstars, so like I don't want to be like some fucking wack-ass dude who's like, oh, you want to eat my ass? Oh wait, hold on, why did I just say back up?

I would never judge. Wow, that actually makes me sad that you think I would ever say anything or judge anybody for anything. Like that. I would never.

You actually look really good today. Oh my God, I'm not—

can we just kiss? They can hear it on the— I know, just a peck.

I just— can you please just not do this to me right now, please?

And you're so self-conscious about everything, like your breath. It's weird.

Okay, can you just—

I would like suck the Takis out of your teeth. Like, it's not that deep.

It's not talking.

He's eating Vardan doodoo pretzels too right now.

One little peck, just so I know that you're not, okay, like actually gay or something.

Oh no, here we go.

Wrong with him.

Oh wait, I could be double filming this.

Okay, okay. Hey, but do I look like shit if it has the camera?

No, you look really good. Corona's on the podcast with— sorry, sorry.

Today's podcast brought to you by LaCroix.

Like onions.

He's eating—

oh my God, that's terrible.

He's eating barbecue pretzels with LaCroix.

Okay, I take back the sucking them out of your teeth.

That's why. Wait, wait, wait, stand up there. You look sick with the blue behind you. Stand up just for a sec. Just like I said, okay guys, look here, guys. Corinne is on the podcast right now. She really wants to kiss me, so I want to film it. What?

I always want to kiss you.

Have you guys ever kissed?

Yes.

Oh, where have we kissed before?

Well, he claims we did all this crazy shit at the fucking Langham in Chicago.

Yeah, we did. We got—

no, we didn't.

I like touched your wiener for 5 seconds.

Is that not—

that's not crazy. That's like something I did in fucking 7th grade.

You didn't just touch my wiener, you made my wiener's dreams come true.

No, that's a lie, that's a lie.

No, no, no, you—

yeah, no, that was before I was like very well-versed in blowjobs, so I just feel like it's—

oh, so you blew me?

No, but I'm just saying like whatever I was doing down there, like I'm sure it wasn't as great as it could be right now for you.

You've upgraded?

Oh, for sure.

Why?

What are you good at now?

I hate that I'm getting filmed right now. It feels like easier to talk when it's just a mic, but when there's a camera—

well, you're lucky.

I don't know, I just feel like I, I I just like, I'm good. I feel like Jason's just cucking out in the corner right now.

No, this is, this is fine because I get plenty at home.

Yeah, it's usually me asking about this relationship about this and you're just in the corner like waiting for your turn.

No, but it's usually backwards. I'm usually asking him about Naveen and his relationship, so it's really nice.

Has she ever eaten your ass?

Never eaten my ass. No.

What's like the kinkiest shit you've ever done with Naveen?

Yeah, maybe like, I feel like you're shy, some like, uh, fondling down there.

Oh, okay. That's so fucking—

what would you want?

So fucking what?

Vanilla.

Why is that? Why is that vanilla?

I feel like he doesn't share.

You do, you do do that. That's why David didn't want to do anything with you. Just did, you fucking hypocrite.

That's lit.

You just did exactly what David said you wouldn't do. Yeah, she judges your son of a bitch.

Vanilla.

Okay, I'm sorry, I don't fucking spread my ass cheeks for everybody.

You sounded like you love spreading your ass cheeks right now.

I don't want to hook up with Corinna because I'm scared she's going to judge me that my sex isn't strong enough.

This is just Dude, that is an excuse.

That's not an excuse.

That is such an excuse.

What do you mean? Dude, if I knew I was good, I would fucking—

You don't think you're good at sex?

No, I'm not good at sex.

And like, I could teach you a thing or two.

But you couldn't.

Do you like the way I'm holding this mic?

Yeah, I do really like that. Listen, so— Stop pushing in my face. I'm so sorry. I thought you—

You look so good right now, David.

Actually?

Yeah.

Why is it that I turn you on when I look pretty gross right now?

Dave, you don't—

You look great. You actually do look great.

You don't look good right now.

I feel like I don't look that good.

Wait, why not? I feel like your balls are exploding out your shorts right now.

I love it.

Um, okay, what do you want me— what do you want me to do here in a perfect world, Corinna?

Just kiss me.

Really?

Yeah.

What will that make you feel like?

Okay, well, when you do all that, like, why do you have to do that?

Can I get my lips?

Did you miss a spot shaving?

Yes, right on my chin. You see it? Fuck, I didn't think anybody would be this close today. You want me to go in there right now?

I actually like being the dominant one. I just need you to be submissive. That's all I need you to do.

All right, what do I do?

But why are Why are you so nervous?

I'm not nervous. Dominate me. Attack.

Okay, that makes me so like turned off when you do that. Is he trying to turn me off?

Like, I don't even want to know what he's trying.

Get over here. Pucker up.

I just wanted to peck you. Like, I hate that you make such a—

like, I have an idea. Uh, we find out she's sitting like a praying mantis right now.

Critter's sitting on the edge of the couch.

Wait, wait, can we talk about this?

Oh, wait, what was that vlog idea that I had? I had a vlog idea and it was like, oh, it was us having sex.

Okay.

Okay. I had this idea and this is not just me trying to have sex with you. Like, actually, I think it's a really funny concept.

So this is a Corinna vlog idea.

Me and David have never had sex. I think for the vlog we have sex and then we talk about us having sex on the vlog.

Okay, guys, if this gets 10,000 likes, is that kind of good?

And we do a— we do like a—

how many likes do we ask for that to happen?

And then we actually— I know that you said no reviews, but we do like a review.

You know what you could do is you could run bets.

What?

You could run bets.

Bets?

Like you bet on like Polly Market or CalShee.

Like how long I last?

How long you last, or did Corinna like it, or—

I thought you said you can run bets. I'm like, bets? What are we trading?

Yeah, Corinna, I feel like you don't want me to—

Dude, you were more interested in the bet I made with you where I would pay you and Ilia to jerk each other off than actually sleeping with me, and that's concerning.

Have we talked about that?

I think you've talked about that.

Yeah, what was the offer?

It was like $400,000 or something for me to jerk off Ilya.

Oh my God, I know.

Yeah, look back at that.

So interested in that.

Obviously so interested. It's not bad at all, jerking your best friend off. That's why we're best friends, dude. We do everything together. Yeah, literally, you have no idea what we do together.

That closet door is looking real glass right now.

Regardless, okay, how many likes does this video have to get?

The video has to get likes for us to have sex. This is lame.

All right, I'll make it easy.

Such a good concept. Like, all right, we We finally had sex.

If this gets 3,000 likes, this video—

is that a lot?

No.

If this gets 3 likes, we're gonna do it. I'm getting it on all my accounts.

Are you?

Okay.

Do we film it if we have sex? It's like a film thing. How will people know?

Film it?

Yeah.

I mean, we could like film a wall.

Like we film our shadows?

That would be too like nerve-wracking for me.

Can I ask you, can I ask you how many positions you'd want to do?

Why?

You only last in like 2.

It's not me lasting, I just can't do that many.

Why?

Because I just like, I get tired.

Dude, that is so untrue.

But what if I'm doing the work?

What does that even mean? You're flipping me over and stuff like a patty?

No, but like I could be on top. Like that's not work for you?

Okay, but I still feel the need to do something even if you were on top.

You can thrust.

What?

That's work. No? Uh-oh.

Well, when do you not do— do you ever just not do work?

No, never. Like, I'm always like trying my best, but like, I'm like—

my part of sex though, I think. I think that's where you're fucking up.

Oh, you have to let go?

Well, you just gotta let like them do some of the work, I feel like.

Wow.

Yeah, well, sometimes I just lay there and I'm just like, yes.

See, that's why I'm scared, because you've had such professional partners that you can lay there like a twig.

You act like I've been with Johnny Sins. Like, what do you mean professional partners?

You've had sex and you've had sex—

you've been with Johnny?

No.

Okay, you've had sex with people that have had a lot of sex, that like know what they're doing. I'm right. I mean, that's fair. I'm going to say, like, you have sex with, like, like, A-list people who obviously have sex.

Do you want to know the last person I had sex with for the pod? No, I'm not going to say. Like, you have to, like, I'll bleep it out.

I'll bleep it out.

I just want to hear. Did I tell you?

Yeah, you did.

Oh, okay. Then it's not a good reaction.

Tell me. Tell me.

No, she has so many good ones. You should list all of them off to Jason. We'll bleep them all out.

You forget to bleep one?

No, deadass.

All right, where should I start?

Okay, go.

Karna is going to list all the celebrities. Can I bleep it in the vlog too? We're on the podcast. Corinna's gonna tell Jason all the A-list celebrities she's had sex with.

Okay, I feel like he knows some of them.

Just list them quickly.

That one I've heard. Okay, don't know who that is. Is that a wrestler?

Beethoven.

You're like, wow, you went back in time.

Yeah, amazing. All right, ready?

Wait, wait.

Okay, okay, this is, this is a guy she was hooking up for, for 2 years.

Okay.

No. Wow.

That's a good one.

It's a great one.

It's crazy.

Amazing penis.

Really?

She says the best things about her. Yeah.

Yeah. The best person you'll ever meet in your whole life. Yeah. Amazing human. A genuine, amazing human. Yeah.

Does he know you're a Republican?

Does he know you're a Republican?

Probably not. Massive cock.

Do you guys have stuff to talk about?

Massive cock.

You know, what do you talk about? Do you go in and bang people and then, and then you're like, all right, that's good, you don't have to talk? Or are you interested in like talking after?

Really, like, I don't— it's gonna make me look so bad because I don't really like have sex with a lot of people. Yeah, I mean, that list is curated over like 10 years.

Sure.

Have, um, have a lot of people— Corona, you're friends with a lot of hot people. Have any of your girlfriends asked about me?

All of Instagram.

Oh, did you catch feelings?

Yeah, yeah, bro. So bad.

Oh, I don't know. What are you saying?

I got— yeah, really bad.

What do you mean? Yeah, bro, you You weren't there.

She's gonna cry. No, she told me about it every day.

Oh yeah, I got it, I got it bad.

It was really crazy.

Okay, it wasn't that bad.

Yes it was.

Next subject.

Okay, okay, now David lists all the people he had sex with.

Steve Will Do It is coming back to December 24th.

Let's go!

Oh, he just actually texted me.

He bought me a half a million dollar car.

Amazing. He just fucked— was it the red car David showed me? The Porsche? It's crazy.

$500,000 car.

Yeah, I love it.

Wait, when's his YouTube coming out so people know?

Uh, I think Christmas.

Oh, Christmas. Yeah, on the 24th of December, Steve is back to YouTube.

This is exciting.

This is a big deal.

Have you been working out? You look like slim.

Thank you. Finally someone said it.

Have you? Can I see your stomach?

Yes, I have been working out.

Let me see, let me see, let me see.

I have been working out.

Wait, can I see?

Yes, of course. You want to?

He's been working out with a lot of Big Macs.

Time for the abs.

Wait, it's actually better than when I saw you last time. Thank God.

Wait, what?

What are you talking about?

He showed me after he did this like full transformation, he went to his like— it was like his peak in his pit, and his pit was not good. You actually look like—

like, oh, he's better than when he started this transformation.

Suck it, guys.

Welcome back.

David is staying.

Welcome back.

Like, he won't let me get close to him.

Trying to pull his shorts off now at this point.

What's wrong with you? Come here. Stop being so weird all the time. You need to have more horniness? No, just like be confident.

He's not going to fucking take his pants off with me sitting here.

What do you want me to do?

You want me to start jerking off in the corner?

Karina, I just want to see.

She's now pulling his pants off.

That's, that's not confidence. My friend's here.

I, I've seen David's dick before, Karina. You have?

Hard?

Uh, it wasn't hard. Someone pantsed him once.

That's so embarrassing.

No, it was big.

It was big, soft.

Yeah, you've seen it.

I mean, I don't know.

You've seen it?

I have, but I feel like most guys' penises aren't big, soft.

Most guys' penises—

oh, soft. Mine's not big.

Yes, most guys' penises aren't big, soft.

Yeah, yeah, that is a tongue twister.

Stop pulling my pants up.

If you put it in your mouth, it's a big tongue twister.

Let me see that big, soft cock. Ah, compare my penis to that mic.

Spot on. We have really long mics here, guys.

That's exactly the size of a Corinna. This is going to be very tough for me to edit. I'm going to have to pause and replay that scene a couple of times.

I'm going to have to jerk off before I edit it.

Let me see how far I can shove this in my pussy.

Okay.

Okay, guys, we're going to be switching over to a different platform at this point. Corinna's OnlyFans is available on corinna.com.

It's not called my OnlyFans now.

I'm just as rich as I was when I fucking started.

Thank God you're still making that much money, dude.

I'm making like $600,000 plus a month on OnlyFans.

Wait, how much are you making on OnlyFans?

Like $600,000 still a month? Yeah, like $600,000 plus a month. Isn't that crazy?

David is out grabbing a noose and hanging it from the ceiling. He's putting his head inside.

You're a devil. You're so fucking—

I just want to suck the tip just a little bit. I want to just taste your pre-cum and then I'm done. Oh my God, this is fun.

I can't believe we're getting the vlog and the pod done. This is great. You got to come over all the time. I'm going to be asleep all day tomorrow. This is incredible.

I don't think I can use any of that.

Karina, I'll give you 10% of my 30%. Just come over to the pod and just get it done for us.

Oh yeah, I can't.

I just see it like just—

you, dude, I'm not showing you my cock soft, you fucking weirdo.

Okay, then let me touch it and it'll get hard a little.

No, it won't. It doesn't work like that.

What? Yeah, she's so— she's so weird, isn't she?

Yeah, so bizarre.

I've never ever seen a girl like so—

you know what she's like? She's like those mermaids that bring you into the ocean and kill you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're like a siren.

Do you not want to have sex with me because you think you'll catch feelings for me?

Yeah, Corinna, are you on fucking crack, you stupid fuck? No, no.

Did you ever have feelings for Corinna?

Um, no.

Like when you were younger?

I think he did for like 10 minutes when I was in his childhood bedroom playing with his guinea pig, for sure.

Obviously I was like, I was just like really turned on. How old were you? 19? 17.

17?

No, 17. That was before.

Jesus Christ, you went to different high schools, didn't you?

Yeah, we, we met at a Jack and Jack Digi Tour.

Was there any chance of us ever hooking up that night?

Yeah, 100%.

You're like, oh, you go to sleep in my sister's room, I'm gonna sleep in my room.

Yes. Okay, so I met Corinna at a Jack and Jack Digi Tour.

Okay, right.

And like, I don't know how Jack Dietrich connected us who's like another name from the past who I love. And then Corinna was like, "Wait, how did you get to my house? My parents are never not home." And this one night they were not home, which is fucking crazy.

Yeah, but you made me sleep in your sister's room with her gerbil or something.

Yeah, I put us in separate rooms 'cause I'm like, "I don't know what to do with her." Like, obviously I'm not gonna share a bed with her, she's a girl. So I was like, "You should sleep in my sister's room." And I went to my room.

And I'll jerk off in my room.

Did you jerk off in your room?

I didn't jerk off 'cause you were in the house. But I was like so excited for the possibility of her knocking on my door.

Yeah, I should have.

Yeah, you never did.

And then did you knock on the door?

I wasn't bold back then.

Oh yeah, you just went to bed.

Yeah.

Wait, that's crazy to think that we totally just would have had sex.

I wouldn't have had sex with you just like that.

Really?

Yeah, but I probably would have fooled around.

Oh, that's what I mean. I actually— no, back then I probably would have had sex. Oh, like when I was younger.

Can you imagine how that might have changed the directory of our friendship?

The directory trajectory? Wow.

Directory. Wait, say— wait, why can I say it?

You said directory.

No, I know, but why can I say the word again?

Trajectory. Trajectory.

Trajectory.

I don't think it would have changed it much.

I think it would have actually.

Really?

Sex, it would have been a little bit weirder, like when you were in a relationship, because it'd be like, oh, this is someone you've had sex with. Oh, like it really would.

Like, we probably—

good point.

No, no, that would have totally made a difference.

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't even think of that.

Yeah.

Wow, that's crazy. We're lucky we didn't have sex that night. That was make it— that was make or break it.

What? Single now, we can have sex all we want.

That's so weird.

It's crazy, is like we could both get so much sexual pleasure right now and have sex with each other like right now, but you just don't want to. Are you asexual?

I'm not sure you'd get much sexual pleasure, Greta.

Okay, you have to fucking shut the fuck up over there and just let me cook.

You're not cooking anything. No, I know.

Let me cook. I know, Greta, he's right.

You've convinced the audience for the last half hour that you are 100% gay.

He's right, it's not. No, I'm more of like a guy that like— can I just say I love watching porn? And I've said this before.

Let's watch porn together. I love watching porn too. I know, but I know I can't watch porn anywhere because it's like banned on all the sites. I just watch Twitter porn.

Wait, it's banned in Florida?

Like, it's like whenever I go on Pornhub, it's like, oh, sign in. And whenever I go—

oh, that is in different countries. Why do you have to sign in? Or in different states? In different states. But like, I was in Albuquerque. That was one of the things I hated the most.

I need to show you this.

And there's no porn in Albuquerque.

You have to sign in and you put your credit card information in just to like confirm of your age.

Yeah, you know what's crazy is like I watch so much porn that I could watch any clip, right? Like it's any clip and then the first scroll is like this. Oh my God, her Twitter For You page is straight up a normal clip of someone talking and then boom, it's like fucking.

Oh wow, it's so— okay, wow, that's—

we take a pause.

That's crazy. I would have to avoid that immediately. Do you understand why I prefer watching it over like hooking up with someone? Do you ever feel like that? Like, hey, I'm just going to just do it myself, then like hook up with somebody today?

Yeah.

Yeah.

The reason why, though, it'd be different with you is because I just feel like it would be just as casual as watching porn. Like, truly casual.

Like, why?

What do you mean? You just be like, oh, we hooked up and then it's like, whatever.

Oh, like if I hooked up with you.

Yeah. There's like no, like, feeling.

It's just like, no, it's just, you know what I'm saying?

Like, because I get what you're saying, but for me, I'd rather just do it myself because, like, I don't want to deal with, like, I feel like I have a really bad, like, man mentality. Like, okay, I want to, like, get my nut off and then, like, carry on with my day and, like, no feelings involved type deal.

Yeah.

And so that's how I feel with like porn. It's like, oh, I can just do that and then not have to worry about like somebody else's feelings, X, Y, and Z. But I feel like with you, it would be very casual as like—

oh, if me and you did it?

Yeah, I'd be like almost as casual as watching porn.

No, I think my— I think my fear with us doing it is just straight up just—

I don't know, sex really, like I just really want to like give you like a really good blowjob that you can like talk— like, okay, hear me out. I give him a blowjob. Yeah, I give him a blowjob. I give you a blowjob.

Him. Okay, here's—

I give you a blowjob and then you can, you can talk about it to your friends on the vlog. You can give it a rating to like Ilya, Sean, whoever.

Now you're really speaking my language.

Come on, that's not—

you would never do that. You would never kiss and tell.

No, I would not.

That's not his thing at all.

With Corinne, I would, cuz I—

no, you wouldn't.

Well, if she told me to. If she told me that I have to.

So what are you going to say? Your version would be— well, I would— it would be comedic. There's no way you would be like Yeah.

And then, no, I pulled on my pants. No, I drive, I drive over to Ilya, or I FaceTime Ilya, right? Like, while it's happening. And I'm like, you won't believe what's happening.

Oh, please, let's do it. Please, come on.

No, I feel like I would have to let him know first.

First, what do you need permission from your fucking gay lover?

He's not my gay lover, he's my best friend.

I need to get permission first.

Well, no, I need— I would have to ask his girlfriend for permission to FaceTime Ilya while Karuna's giving me a blowjob, right? That's only fair.

Yeah, but then it's like defeats the purpose of like getting a spontaneous blowjob. Like, then it like—

well, I'll say, hey, Ilya, ask your girlfriend if any time in the next week I can possibly call you with a friend who's giving me a blowjob. And I'll be like, hint hint, Corona.

Okay, he is not gonna be in a good mood.

Why?

Because he's probably already in bed.

No, no, no, let me, let me ask with her right now. Let me ask. What's wrong? No, nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong. I'm with Corinna. What's up?

You're not supposed to—

Oh shit, idiot. Sorry, sorry, I'm not supposed to.

Stupid as fuck.

Okay, well, I need to get your permission. This is for your girlfriend too. This could be a no. You guys can talk about this. Is there a possibility Corinna really wants to hook up with me and she wants— or sorry, a random girl wants to hook up with me, and can I FaceTime you while it's happening to prove that I'm hooking up with that girl?

You want to FaceTime me while you're hooking up with Karina?

No, with a random girl. It's not Karina per se.

Yeah.

Oh, okay. Can you ask your girlfriend though if that's okay? No. Okay.

Okay.

All right. You just want me to call?

Yeah, just hit me up. Are you free right now?

Well, there's your answer.

Wait, Karina, what do you do all day?

That's a good question. What do you do all day? You look like you take a lot of baths.

I do take a lot of baths. I don't really do much all day.

No? I mean, you have stuff you're doing in Orlando.

She plays with like frogs and shit and horses.

Yeah.

It's like nonstop. She just lives on a farm, you know?

Yeah, recently my life's been kind of taken over by this like building project because I've been building the house. And so there's like a lot of meetings with my builder about like stones and wood and X, Y, and Z. Which has been interesting.

I got one. Can we squash our beef here, Corinna?

What's our beef?

I can't. I know you want me to get you a car. I just don't know what to get you. You have everything. I don't want a car. What do you want? Okay. Because every time—

You're not going to like this, but you better put this in on the fucking podcast.

Okay? Okay. And the vlog.

David has never given me anything. Anything. It doesn't even have to be like a fucking materialistic object.

I painted you something for your birthday. You said you loved it.

I did, I did. But like, you've never even given me an experience or like taken me somewhere. Where— or like one time you wanted me to come somewhere, I was like, oh, like, can you take care of my flights if you want like content or like anything? You've not given me an experience, a materialistic thing, nothing. In the 10 years I've known you, you've given everybody and their fucking mom a fucking Tesla and fucking—

that's not true. That's not true. I haven't given everyone everything, anything. You're thinking of like my hometown friends and like, like, okay, I've known you for 10 years. Zane, nothing. Heath, nothing. Todd, nothing. Oh, Heath, sorry, Lambo.

Did you give Todd a Range Rover or something?

No, no, that was Scott. Okay, no cars to Zane.

You've given Zane something.

No, nothing. I gave him a Game of Thrones chair. That was, that was $1,300.

It's not about money though. You're not, you're not, you're missing this point. It's not about money. You've—

I painted you something. I never painted anything for Zane.

Do you get what I'm saying though? It's not about money. I'm not asking for a car. Car are like a big grand thing, but like you've given Zane something he's liked, okay? Right? You've given him something he's like—

but can I— can I— something he—

you've given John $100,000, Ilya fucking Lamborghini, and then you—

Mr. Beast gave him that.

You're— sometimes your excuse is like, oh, you're too rich, but like you've given other rich people things, okay?

So what do you want?

I'm so rich and I still gave you—

I was shocked that you got David a Ferrari.

That was crazy. Mind you, a half a million dollars in cash. You know, I don't even own my own Ferrari.

Why did you do that?

Corona. Corona. Corona. Corona.

Why did you give him the Ferrari? As a thank you for what?

For making my whole entire career. And if it weren't for him, I wouldn't be making money.

Okay, and so, and so now you want him to thank you?

No, I'm just saying, like, for thanking him.

I know it's kind of crazy. I don't know. I'm— the only reason I'm even bringing it up is because I've known Steve for 3 weeks and he bought me a half a million dollar Porsche GT3R GT2 RS for no reason.

He gave me $17,000 to kiss his old friend.

He gave a Popeye's employee a Rolls-Royce for giving him an extra piece of chicken.

I'm just saying, Steve gave Reggie $23,000 because he said gay 23 times.

I mean, listen, listen, can I finish?

Can I also say something? Okay, sorry.

No, you can't. You can't say anything. I didn't give you obviously the Ferrari because I'm like, oh, I'm going to get something back, I'm going to get something back. It's not about that. Like, I don't even want something anymore because it would just be like, oh, you're only doing this because of this. But like, It would be nice if you're like, hey, I've never done anything for Karina and she did this huge big thing for me. Like, I'm going to take her on a fucking vacation to her favorite fucking place. Or, you know, just like something like, oh, okay, experience or anything. I've just never gotten anything. Okay, you can buy Karl a Gucci sweater and be so excited. You've never gotten me shit.

Okay, I'll get you something. I just have—

but I don't even want it anymore. Like, I hate to be like, oh, I don't want it more. But like, you know what I'm saying? When you beg for something, you're like, I don't even want it enough. Shut the fuck up, Jason. Actually shut the fuck up.

Like, truly, like, David did get me a car, but if he never got me a car, I would never have said like, where's— I never for once was like, where's my thing? Never for once.

I mean, it's not like that though. I'm not saying like, where's this?

But this would be different if I wasn't appreciative of the Ferrari, but I'm so appreciative of the Ferrari.

Just like hate me so much.

I don't hate you.

That's like, he doesn't hate you.

I'm not asking for something even materialistic. I'm asking for like a memory with him.

Or like, but tell me what, I'll literally get you whatever, but I just, but, but, but I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen. It's easier for me to get someone something when I feel like there's an ounce of something that somebody wants. You're extremely hard to shop for. I very much, I'm not hard to shop for. I very, very much wanted a Ferrari, like really bad. And you hit the nail right on the head and I love it to this day. It is like, it's my, have you ever, you got him a Ferrari.

Have you ever asked Reggie something that I would like?

Well, yeah, when we were doing your birthday, and then you chimed in and you were like, I don't want a money thing, you can paint me something. So then I went and I painted you something.

You weren't gonna get me anything anyways.

If Reggie was like, she wants this thing from here or there—

I'm just saying, you could go to Reggie and be like, oh my God, this is what she would love the most.

Karina, you have 2 Lamborghinis, a Porsche, a Ferrari, a Tesla. I don't know what to get you. I don't know what to get you.

I don't want a car. Rich people arguing. I don't want a car. I really don't want a car.

You have 4 houses in Florida.

Rich people arguing. I have 3 and I don't want a car.

Oh no, we're at Corinna's house in Orlando and she's like, yeah, we're going to Tampa for the night. And I'm like, oh, you're gonna like get a hotel over there? She's like, no, I'm just going to my house in Tampa.

I was like, what?

From one house to the next. Oh, listen, Corinna, tell me right now what— like, this is what I have thought about getting you, and like, it's not just gonna be like an easy thing for me because I don't know anything about it. It's like a horse. Like, I'd love to get you a horse because I know you like horses. That doesn't excite me per se, like, oh, I got her a horse. It feels You know?

Yeah.

Like, I do like mutually being excited. Like, if there was a car you wanted or something, I'd be like, okay, I can get behind this.

But like, I mean, there is a car I want.

Great.

But it's really expensive.

What kind?

Um, okay, so my dream, like, car lineup. Okay, so I'm building this huge house, right? And I have a 6-car garage on one side and 4 on the other. But the 4 is going to be like my main 4, and I want it to be my pinkiest. My Ferrari F8, the one that matches David's, I bought him for like half a million dollars. The GT2 RS. And then I want either a Revolver or an SVJ.

Oh, you want a million-dollar car? Or like a $750,000 Aventador Lamborghini.

Yeah.

Yeah. Cool. That's sick. I'm going to paint you another thing.

You can paint me a picture.

Listen, but here's the thing. I want to gift you the Ferrari back.

Really? Yeah, I swear to God.

Is that— I'll— let me properly do it if that's what you want.

No, that's so stupid. I would never take that back.

Are you sure? I just feel bad. I can't— I can't swing an SVJ.

It's been 2 years.

Well, because you kind of do hold it over me.

We barely even fucking talk.

Exactly. And when I do hear from you, I'm on the phone with Steve and I'll hear you in the background in the corner go, hey, fuck that guy.

He bought me a Ferrari.

He never got me anything.

I hope there's somebody on this podcast listening that's on my side.

I really do. No, no, no. There isn't. I'm so appreciative of you. I'm so appreciative.

I just want to know, you know what? I just want to know when any one of your other fucking friends have gotten you anything other than Illya, because nobody gives a fuck to get you anything.

Joe got me a jukebox. So don't talk bad about Joe.

I love that. Oh, like a Corvette or something, right?

I would love to talk.

What did Joe get? Tell me what Joe got.

He got a Corvette.

Oh, thank you.

Exactly.

Um, his was actually—

what did Natalie get? Like 5 fucking Teslas?

She got 2. She got a Bronco and a Mercedes.

What did Reggie get?

He got a car. That's because he was gay.

What did he get?

Lamborghini.

Just keep going.

Okay, well, you're hitting it.

Jonah got—

he got a BMW.

Oh, okay.

Susie Vardon.

What did Vardon get?

Mercedes.

Did you get Susie anything?

Yeah, I got her a Jeep.

Wait, what about John?

John, I actually didn't get him the Honda ground.

What about Alex?

Oh wait, I did get John a Mercedes. I got Alex a Mercedes too.

Interesting.

I get it, but there's also, I have, there's a lot of people here.

Would you have been excited by a Mercedes?

I don't, you're missing the point. I don't want a car.

I literally just said I would love to get you something.

Yeah, okay, hear me out. Just please, for once in your fucking goddamn life, hear me out. Okay. I didn't get a fucking car thinking he's gonna get me a car back. But like, how nice would it be if I got you a car and you're like, hey, no, no, and you're like, hey, this is super cool, like, let's plan a trip and like, I'm gonna take Corinna and whoever the fuck else and we're gonna, I'm gonna just pay for us to go somewhere for a week.

Done, we're doing it.

No, but like, is that crazy?

I didn't even know you wanted to do that. I didn't even know you wanted to do that.

Even try for anything.

I'm sorry, I didn't know that was a thing that you wanted.

Nothing, you have to try.

No, no, no.

No, I have to try. You're right, I should have tried.

I don't even know Steve. When Steve— like that, I mean, like, don't bring up Steve.

He's the weirdest anomaly on the planet, dude. Stop saying his name.

We've known each other really well for 3 weeks. He bought me that, and guess what I did? I went the next day and I bought a $200,000 Richard Mille and gifted to him.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Thank you for giving me something. I just— that's— it's not like it was necessary, but it was like, hey, this is a nice gesture.

No, I understand. I get it. I'll get you something.

You bought—

now she's gonna hit me with, I don't, I don't want anything.

I mean, fuck, if I have to prove my, like, explain my point to fucking— and Jason's over here like, no, no, no, I do understand it all.

We're gonna, we're gonna go on—

I do. I, I can't imagine—

oh my God, being—

we're gonna go on a cool trip.

Okay, did you already have it planned?

Yeah.

No, you're not. You're not going anywhere.

I'll go, I'll, I'll go anywhere with you and her. Where do you want to go? No, she wants to bring a friend.

Well, you can, um—

where do you want to go, Karina?

Where do I want to go? Huh, how long do I have to plan? No, like, how long is the trip?

Um, a week, 7 days somewhere.

Just me, you, and a friend?

Sure.

That's kind of lame.

Oh, we'll bring more people. Okay, well, this is where I'm going. Do you want to tag along to any of these locations? Ready? No, no, these are gonna be— these are good, these are good. I'm going to Sydney.

Okay. Ferrari.

And then I'm going to—

actually, I'm going to Australia in the New Year as well.

I'm there for the New Year's.

I know.

Oh, Reggie told me.

Okay, okay. And then, and then— oh, Philippines.

Yeah, I'm going there too.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

With Reggie?

Yes, Reggie. Yeah.

Oh, that's so fun. See, there you go. Give back. Done. No, I'm kidding.

Can you imagine being such a pain in the ass that someone gives you a Ferrari and you're such a pain in the ass? Like, here, just fucking take it back. That's how much of a pain in the ass you are.

You know I'll just, you know what, I'll remember that if you just give me the Ferrari back and it'll be remembering it as a negative.

No, I don't want to give you the Ferrari back. I love that.

Also, there's one spot on the private jet if you would like to come the 28th.

Are you just like flexing on things that you're giving me?

Well, I was going to give you some vlog content if you want to come to the jet to go to the yacht.

What day do you go?

The 28th, where it's a 3-hour flight on the jet. Actually, there might be even a dead leg back. But I don't know when they're flying back. They're probably flying back right away.

I see the yacht and I go.

I mean, you can—

yeah, that'd be sick because I don't want to share a room. Oh, that's weird. I would just stop by and go.

That's where you're gonna have sex, on a yacht?

Oh yeah. Oh, that is weird. I said if the vibes are good and the water is good.

Wait, what did you say when she gave you the fry? What did you— did you have any idea?

No, she gave me, um, a Rolex box, Cartier box.

You had no idea?

No, the key was in it.

Wow.

Which is a crazy feeling. I've never been Gifted anything?

It's pretty cool that you did that, actually.

You know who gets really cool? He was the first person to give me a car.

Yeah, me.

Steve. Genuinely, fuck that guy.

What did he give you?

A Tesla. Oh my God, remember we had like beef on the internet? He's like, I don't actually hate you, just joking around. Here's a Tesla.

It's pretty good.

It's pretty good, Steve. And then he walked away. All right, where are we gonna go on a trip just so we can lock this vlog in?

—or this, uh, you guys going to the Philippines?

Wait, are we done with the vlog? I was having fun.

Oh, this vlogger podcast.

Can you come lay on me for the last segment?

I'm so sweaty. You've made me so sweaty. Oh my God, I'd rather vlog with you out of this room.

But you have a baby, Chris?

No, wait, wait, where are we going on our trip? Hold on, Jay.

I know you want that.

I do want a baby. I want two, and I want to adopt two.

You're gonna adopt two?

You have four? I want two of my own, and I want to adopt two.

Oh, that's so cool.

And the reason, honestly, why I want to adopt two— like, that's not the reason. Like, I really do want to adopt. Like, I think adoption's great. But like, another cool thing about it is I could adopt people Yeah, I could adopt kids that are a little bit older and they'll be like hot young mom.

Wait, can I tell you, I have this guy.

Would you have a baby with David?

Wait, wait, Jay. Yeah, probably. Jay, you want to have this guy? I have kids that you can adopt. They really need a home. Actually? Yeah.

Are you being serious?

Yeah, I'm not even kidding. Charlie and Wyatt. Okay, they're—

and she got so excited.

And they're older. They're older. You could be a hot mom.

Oh my God, Charlie would love to live with her.

But They need someone that's well off. Do you want to adopt Jason's kids? Please.

Do you want to? Yes, please.

Be so good.

I mean, please take my kids.

That'd be really funny.

I mean, I love my kids, but financially, yeah, take my kids.

But you can't see them anymore.

I can't see them ever again. That's about holidays.

That's Corona's dog. He's in a—

what the fuck, Carl?

He's wearing Versace shoes right now.

Check out Carl on Instagram.

Can you let him out?

Reggie, why did Reggie just bring the dog in here? Where's podcast? Where are you?

Where's podcast at? I was doing a podcast.

Well, I would really love to go somewhere that you haven't been, but I think that you've been to a lot. Like, you've been to Brazil. I really want to go to Brazil.

I'm going there in February.

Um, I really want to go to South Africa.

I'm going a lot of places. South Africa.

I know you've already been there as well.

Yeah, but that'd be exciting. Somewhere I haven't been, that would go. Yeah. What have I said? Have I said a place that I haven't gone yet?

Oh, Spain, Thailand. I've never been to Thailand. I hate Spain.

I will go back with you to Bangkok in a heartbeat.

I hate Spain.

Okay, let's go Thailand. Oh, I know what we should do. I've always wanted to do this for a vlog. What? I don't know what it is, but visiting the world's horniest city.

Where is it?

I don't know, but I feel like we could just look it up like statistically. That's perfect. And like me and you can go. It'd be so good.

Really good for you.

Probably like Amsterdam.

So there's 3 cities that pop up. It's Amsterdam, Paris, and Barcelona.

I actually hate Paris and I hate Barcelona. Really? I don't want to say hate. I don't, I don't like the word hate. I just don't like them.

You go to Amsterdam and what do you do? You go to the red light district.

I hate the red light district.

Have you been to a sex show? Me and Reggie watched the sex show in Amsterdam.

Oh no, no, no, we haven't.

And we watched this girl give a blowjob to the beat of a song.

It was like, oh, that's actually sick. That's funny.

She started going fast.

Yeah, it was crazy.

But You been to the red light district? Yeah. It's really sad. Like, I—

yeah, but you have to realize, like, they want to be there. Do they? Most of them, yeah.

I think they want to be there because their circumstances have allowed no other choices, right? I mean, I think it's like a last— like, does Jason want to be taped to a wall? No.

Exactly. As a 42-year-old, that's how it went down for me. Go in one of those little things down to go see the Titanic. A little submersible.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Me and you.

Yeah, until it—

I'll have sex with you in a submersible. Implodes. I'm gonna implode. I'm gonna explode before that thing implodes for sure.

Um, that'd be a terrible way to go out.

Ever go in a submersible?

No, no, no, no, really?

You would go?

I mean, I would go just now because— yeah, because now I know what it is.

You wouldn't be worried?

That's not like a thing. I don't know, I just think— I think implosion is so quick that it wouldn't bother me.

Lots of people did that submersible. That one just happened.

I also, I also feel like this may be one of those things where I'm all talk till I, till I get it.

I mean, I'm too scared of skydive. Skydiving sucks.

Oh, do you guys want to do adventure, like go to like Greenland or something like that? I see the North Pole. No, no interest.

I like a lot of naturey stuff. I like seeing stuff like that.

Oh, I'll go Switzerland.

Oh, Switzerland's beautiful.

If you're listening to this pod, which you are, because you're here right now listening to the pod.

Is this an ad read?

No, no, but let us know where me and Karina should go. DM me, or DM me cool things that I should get Karina, something that she doesn't have. Keep in mind, she has Ferrari, Lamborghini, 17 horses, 8 cats.

It actually is 8 cats.

It's a successful business.

How many horses do I have? Let's see how much you know about me. How many horses do I have?

You have 6 horses. No. Plus 2. No. Plus 3. No. No, minus 1, you have 7.

Okay, and if you just name one of them? Spike. Come on, name one of my horses' names. Name one of my cats' names. Solo. You can't— come on, do you not watch any of my stories? I like, I write their names out. Cubitus. What about my goats? Okay, you have to know my pig's name. Yes, Oink.

Dude, I'm bad at names.

That's crazy, you don't know anything.

Um, what's my dad's name? Homero.

When's my birthday?

6th of November.

Are you being— be so deadass right now. What's my birthday? December 1st. What year? '05. What's my sign? You're Pisces.

No.

I don't know. Sagittarius. Name one of my animals that's not Carl. Pig.

Dog.

Name their names. Oh, okay.

That's not Carl?

It's not Carl. Okay.

Brian. Why'd you mouth that, Jason?

I set you up.

Um, wait, Billy? Yeah. All right, let's do a sign-off.

No, I like this. I want to keep talking.

What do you want to talk about? Is there—

no, I don't want to. Can you promote my OnlyFans?

Let's wrap up. What'd you learn today, Dave?

I've learned that sometimes to give is just more than an object, it's an experience.

And Corinna, what'd you learn?

David is still fucking gay.

Oh yeah, I'm glad you just learned that. Um, well, Corinna, is there anything that you want to plug here while you're on this pod? Um, OnlyFans.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Jay, have you, have you checked it out? Be honest, be honest. I'm being—

I swear on my kids, I've never looked at Corinna's OnlyFans.

But you've seen my tits, huh?

You've seen my tits. I said I swear on—

you've seen my tits.

Have you seen her tits? No, definitely seen them. Like, where? I don't know.

Where would I see them?

They literally pop up everywhere.

Yeah, that's true. Um, wait, what? I don't think so.

I hope not.

I have pictures in my phone of Corinna's tits. It'll give me memories, and it'll be like Corinna pulling out her tits in the hot tub. I'll be like, fuck, I hope like no one's looking through my phone or over my screen. That's fun. Yeah, it is good.

It's kind of nice.

Go follow Corinna's OnlyFans, Corinna Kopf.

It's a picture of Toby and then Corinna's tits.

Yeah, pictures of my family.

Toby's birthday party.

Check out Corinna's YouTube channel.

Yeah, I know.

Check out Corinna's YouTube videos.

Are you making videos? Does she make videos?

No, no, she always has. I didn't know. I went to her house, I saw the subscriber plaque, a million subscribers.

Yeah, you pointed out to me. Yeah.

And I was like, did you buy this? And she goes, I had a channel and I looked it up and there was like 4 videos with me on it. And I was like, dude, I have, I literally have the worst memory on planet, especially when we were vlogging. Like, yeah, so many things happen at once where I was I was like, nothing's real, nothing's actually happening.

Wait, what do— when you make your content, Corinna, do you do— do you still do stuff on Instagram and Snapchat and all that too? Um, or do you just don't even need to?

I mean, why the fuck?

I don't really do anything, but if I— I was trying to do TikTok for a minute, but if I'm doing anything, it's Snapchat. Yeah, like when I'm going on trips, like doing your day, like we're doing 6 days in the Caribbean for my birthday and I'm gonna do like—

why would you wait? Why are you wasting your time with that Snapchat? You make $600,000 a month. It's more—

it's funny, it's funny you say that because it's just more just, yeah, it's like fun, or like getting more—

that's probably the easiest.

Oh my God, more eyes on you, and then they like might drive—

even though you're not promoting it, like it might get people to be curious and like, oh, what else does she do? And then go to your—

I think so. You know, isn't there a certain level of like—

no, no, 100%. It's discoverability.

I can make like $2,000, $3,000 or something.

No, no, no. That's great. Okay. All right, guys. Well, thank you for joining. Karina, let us know about places to visit.