David and Noah Beck Look for Love

What's up guys, welcome back to Views.

I wanted to confront you about something, David.

Why are you talking like that?

Because I know you're going to be a little bit sensitive and insecure about this topic, but last night, did you or did you not, were you not actively shitting yourself in every location that we were at last night?

At the bed?

What? No, at the dinner, at the bar, everywhere we went.

What?

What?

I had body odor.

No, no. Like, were you farting?

No, Natalie, are you fucking with me?

No, but everywhere we went, the same cloud, like a fart cloud, would follow us. And we were in multiple locations.

I definitely farted here and there, but I definitely did not— I would never ever in a million years fart at dinner.

I was like, oh, his stomach must like really hurt because this is so unlike him.

Oh my God, are you fucking with me? Why didn't you tell me anything?

Because I was like— because they were so bad that I was like, oh, maybe he's— it's better if he thinks people don't smell it. But Alex and I would turn to each other every single time and be like, who the fuck is that? Is happening.

And then where did this happen? Give me exactly the places.

At dinner, like, as we were sitting down to dinner and you were sliding into the booth. I swear to God, I slid into your fart. Dude, dude, no, no, no. And then also—

dead ass, no, there's no fucking way.

Then we went downstairs into the, uh, like, club area, and we were standing in a circle, and the same, like, fart smell happened. And Alex and I were like, what the fuck is happening?

Oh my God, I'm really worried.

And then we went to the next location.

Did you smell me?

You went to the bathroom, and I went in right after you, and I literally gasped. I swear And I just, we were with so many people that I just pretended like, I was like, fuck, I gotta just suck it up and go in so I don't embarrass him. And I had to go to the bathroom.

Wait, you couldn't even go in, it was that bad?

No, it was so, are you joking with me? Like it was that bad?

I genuinely don't know, the bathroom at Living Room when we all went with Halita.

No, the bathroom at Zouk.

I went to the bathroom a couple times.

There was nobody at Zouk, we were the only 4 people at Zouk. David went to the bathroom, I went in after him, and it smelled like a bomb went off.

Did you go in the bathroom?

This is making me really insecure.

I told you, look at how uncomfortable he's getting.

Did you go? In the zoo?

I go to the bathroom like 6, 7 times when we're out. So that's definitely me. And we did go to Zouk and I did go to the bathroom right away and there was no one there.

Okay, so that explains that one. That was a smell from David.

Had to have been.

And so that means you were probably farting all the way up to that moment, right? Is that what happened?

Oh my God. Was I passing gas the entire night?

I think so.

No, Natalie, there's no way. There's no way. There's literally no way. Somebody would have told me.

Did you or did you not take a shit in the Zouk club bathroom?

Dude, deadass, I did not. I promise. I don't lie on deadass.

Objection!

There's no way.

Did you? No, no, deadass, I didn't. Oh, man. I'm literally covering my body.

You go to the bathroom 6 times when you go out?

I mean, at least.

Number 2?

What? No, no, none of those times.

Number 2 breaks.

Oh, so he didn't go number 2?

No, I pee a lot.

Well, maybe the bathroom just smelled.

I mean, I guess.

I mean, no, but this is sounding suspicious, Jake. Yeah, this is going to be a tough one to defend for me because if it actually was every place I visited, And when I slid into the booth, maybe— no, this— no, no, that's— I would never— I would never in a million— I would literally— no, this is—

it was like so bad that you would have known that this was happening. Like, I was shocked that you weren't commenting on it.

Well, now I feel really weird. I don't want to go out anymore.

You didn't go into the Zouk bath— if it wasn't you, you didn't go into that Zouk bathroom and like have to hold your breath?

No.

She could be just trying to— it could be her and she's flipping it on you to protect herself from Alex.

No, this sounds like it's me. Are Are you fucking with me?

You're going to gaslight me into—

I'm not gaslighting you. This is just Jason's. I don't want to gaslight you because I don't want you to think I'm gaslighting you.

Did you smell anything last night?

No, I didn't. That's why this is like— that's why I'm really nervous, because that is actually one of my biggest fears. If I smell and I don't smell it and no one tells me.

Have you ever had a girlfriend with bad breath?

No.

Oh, that's good.

Well, I've only had one.

Oh, right.

That's what I was talking to.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

No, no, no, no, no. Has this happened ever? Have I ever had bad breath and you didn't tell me? I feel like you'd— I feel like you'd always tell me if I smelled.

No, for sure.

So why would you not say that?

Because this was like— this wasn't like you can put a piece of gum in your mouth. This was like toxic.

But was it— did you smell it on me? Was it me or was it just the places I visited?

It was the places you visit. It was like after you were standing in a place, a little cloud would follow.

Okay, okay. But what was it me like when you were sitting next to me?

No, no, no. You weren't just like standing around smelling like a cloud.

Okay, that's what— that's what I thought this was. Okay.

No, no, no.

Yesterday was 100 degrees. Did you shower before you went out?

Yes, dude, I shower a lot.

No, he didn't stink. It was 100%.

It was just like, it was once in a while, it would like someone poop.

It'd be like a pfft.

Okay, okay, good. I thought it was just walking around the entire night just like, oh my God.

Oh, and then when we went into the club and we were staying in that little like passageway area.

First of all, you have to say this right away if this happens, 'cause like you can burn some serious relationships with a bad smell. So you need to let me know immediately if you—

But no one would've known it I just knew because I was next to you the entire night.

Like a dog shit smell? Like a poop smell? Or like a sewage smell?

Like rotten— I mean, like—

Like rotten eggs?

Like a fart?

Like diarrhea.

Like a fart. Like a diarrhea. Yeah. Like gassy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like you ate something bad.

What'd you eat yesterday?

Spicy vodka pasta.

Uh-oh.

That too.

Yeah. And he devoured the dinner too. And I was like, oh, his tummy must be hurting.

Oh, that doesn't look good on you.

Spicy vodka. I didn't eat that much.

Oh, you did? You fucking ate everything? You were the only person eating at the entire table. He ate the whole steak and both plates of pasta.

Yeah, I did eat a full plate of pasta.

Yeah, the dairy and the vodka.

He literally— the serving spoon that came with the pasta, halfway through he was like, do you guys mind if I just take the serving spoon for myself? You're not gonna eat this, right? And we're like, yeah, you go, brother.

Oh, he eats like a freaking caveman.

Like, yeah, literally.

Damn, this sucks.

Did we kill the vibes? Now we can't podcast anymore.

Ruined my whole day. I have to call our friends from yesterday.

What about in the car when you're driving in there?

Oh yeah, in the car.

No, I didn't smell anything in the car.

Okay, okay. All right, so that means you didn't smell.

But like, we were in a tight— it was only when we were in open spaces. Like, when we're in the car, you're not gonna—

oh, like you're saying at open spaces is when I would unleash?

Yeah, yeah.

Could have been lots of people farting too.

I don't know, the same smell.

What about Alex?

Well, Alex and I were like—

oh, what?

What?

You're leaving— you're leaving Alex out of the possible accusations?

Because it was like, really?

Who smelt it?

Delta?

Is that not the angel?

Old rule, but it was like trailing you. I don't know, I can't explain it.

We were together the whole night.

Yeah, but you were like in front of me.

Like, I will never know anything. You've been with them all day today. Anything today?

Maybe, maybe you should wear those Meta glasses next time and put the UV light on.

Those Meta glasses are great. They have headphones. Wow, it's so odd. Like, you can just hear—

it's Natalie. We're all wearing better glasses. Now, you fucking bitch, there's a cloud around you right now. I'm using the UV rays.

I know of somebody who's like cheating on their wife because it came through me that he was hitting on somebody that I know. Do you think— then I don't know the guy that well.

Wow.

Wait, this is big.

Do you think I should reach out to him and be like, hey, you should cool it down?

I'm like, or like, oh, so you almost want to help him out?

Or just be like, This isn't going to be good for you in the long run if you keep this up.

How long? How often does a guy cheat on his wife?

I only know one instance.

And also, do L.A. couples cheat on each other a lot here? Like, like when you get older?

That's true. Yeah. Maybe they have an open relationship. That's true.

Right. So, so you may not even know what dynamic they have.

Yeah, that's true. That's a good point.

Would you ever be in— well, you and your last— with your last wife, were you guys in an open relationship or no?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Completely. Yeah. You know, Marn Dogg, he can't get enough.

Okay, you're right. Back question.

No, no, she's great. But we didn't— no, I don't. And I wouldn't do that. I'm not interested in that.

Natalie, if I was cheating on my girlfriend, what would you do?

I would smack you.

Right. But would you tell my girlfriend?

You're the last person that would ever cheat.

No, I know, I know, I know. But like, I'm just— for the sake of this conversation, I like—

it really depends on like what happened, you know? Like if you're— if I've become best friends with the woman. Yeah.

Like, really?

Yeah. Don't tell me. Don't— I don't want to fucking know. I don't want to know any of that shit.

Okay, that would be near impossible for you to do.

For me to cheat?

Yeah, I mean, I mean, like, it was just like this guy that I know, like, of course it's gonna come back to me. It's probably come back to 80 people, right? You know what I mean? Because he's in the spotlight.

I don't know, I haven't been in a relationship in a while, but I do remember the last time I was one. I— it's not that I couldn't cheat, it's that I couldn't even ever put myself in a situation where there'd be a possibility of cheating, right? Like, it's just like, right? Like, even if there were girls at a bar, which was actually unhealthy with how I would go about it. Like, if there were girls at a bar, like, no communication with anybody unless I'm working, which is so unhealthy. So, like, I hope when I'm in a relationship now I can— that was all my doing, by the way. I hope, like, now in today's relationship I could be, like, a healthy balance where I could still talk to the opposite sex and not feel like I'm doing anything wrong.

And Avina will say that to me. She'll be like, what's going on? Like, are you talking to— I'm like, I'm with you 24 hours a day.

Wait, she accuses you of flirting or cheating with somebody?

Yeah, she'll just be like, are you up to something? My antennas are up. I'll be like, what? I was like, look at me. No one's fucking—

That's your whole fucking act, Jay.

It's not my act.

I'll go to yoga.

I'll go to yoga. That's the one time I'm not with Naveen. And she'll be like, what's going on at that yoga?

Wait, that is strange. You go to yoga without Naveen?

I invite her to come. The room's too hot for her. Yeah, every Tuesday. I'm banging out 5 chicks at yoga.

At hot yoga Sherman Oaks?

Yeah, hot yoga Sherman Oaks.

Fuck.

Okay, well, this is interesting. I'll have to sit down with Naveen and talk to her about this.

Okay, so we had this meeting with one of these music executives, okay? Like, high up.

Oh, yeah. Head of music at an agency.

Like, some of the biggest artists in the world, okay? This man is managing. And he suggests to David, he was like, you know, you have all this content. You could build your own label, if you will, within our label. And you're— you have like 3, 4, 5 artists, whatever, signed to you, and you're promoting their music through TikTok or your content or whatever. And you own a percentage of that music. And in exchange, you're promoting it, which is like, for someone that is actually making content on a consistent basis, like, that could be a really great revenue stream. And if you like the artists and their music, obviously.

Right. Nice.

And which would be really like, really cool. Really cool. Make great amount of money.

And then David's response was, I didn't want to do it at all because I don't— I can't imagine— there's so many artists out there. Yeah, I can't imagine. I mean, can you imagine promoting an artist that you don't like? But you—

I'm already— it would be people you would like. In other words, like, when I get in your car and you play me songs, there's songs I've never heard before, and I'm like, oh my God, who is this? I don't know. You're like so good at that. You're like a great tastemaker. That would have been so good for you.

No.

And music is like such a core of everything you do.

Like, I also—

so particular.

Yeah, but I just— I like to find the songs that have already been popular I'm like, you know, I'm as basic as it gets. Like, I'm not on the brink of innovation. I'm just like playing with what has already been popular and repurposing it. Like, I'm not— I'm not like—

You don't give yourself enough credit.

I'm not on the cutting edge of like— The one thing I will know is I'll know when a creator's about to be like fucking poppin'. Like that, I can always see and I'm really good at. But music, I have no taste for. Like, my music taste is I love it. But it's all very like Guardians of the Galaxy, '80s retro, fun action movie.

Hey man, Great Big Cow, they're looking for help.

Really?

Yeah, if you want to own 50% of Great Big Cow, get in now.

That's the type of people they would give me.

Remember when we had the Spotify meeting? The guys were coming over and you're like, Jake, they're gonna offer us a big deal. You should get a Spotify tattoo on your thigh. And I was like, I was like, what? I was like, okay. And I actually considered it. And then they got here and they were like, yeah, if you guys just want to like, you know, keep uploading. I remember that one.

Yeah.

Well, if you got the tattoo, we would've been off to the races.

Could you imagine if I showed the tattoo? They would've been like, oh.

I love those ideas. The tattoo ideas.

David found out the other day my Dobrik tattoo is fading.

Is it finally fading?

Yeah. Yeah. No, it never was a real tattoo, but I never told him that. No.

Oh wait. Cause I knew the whole time that it was not a real tattoo.

You knew, you knew.

I had no idea that it was a fake tattoo.

Yeah, I got a Dobrik tattoo on, on the back.

Why didn't you tell me? I mean, I know why you didn't tell me, but like, why didn't you tell me?

Because I just thought, oh, he would probably prefer if I'd not tell him the truth, because it's better if, if he's thinking that it's real, he's going to think it's that much more amazing.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, if I knew it was fake, I would have never interacted with it.

That's right, that's right.

I've been like, you got a fake tattoo on your back? That's crazy.

It's still there.

Up until this moment, I, I've thought that that was a real tattoo on your back.

It's really funny. Yeah, I knew, I knew that it was fake the whole time. But how long was it supposed to last in comparison to how long it's actually lasted?

It's supposed to last 6 months. It's lasted like 2 years, 3 years.

That's crazy. There's a whole lawsuit around that right now, like all the people that got their tattoos.

Damn, imagine you sued. You can make some money off that Dorbeck tattoo.

I have a question.

Yeah?

Do you ever think about like what an alternative career would be for you that you would actually say?

Teacher. Okay, why is that?

Ugh.

Because like, you're not going to go be a PE teacher.

I'm saying like, you know what? You know what? What you're saying is so fucking backwards.

Can you go— can you go just be a PE teacher?

Shut the fuck up for a second. Think about what you're saying. If I was a PE teacher right now—

you went back in time, what your career would be. I'm saying right now in this moment, you're going to go to Vernon Hills and be a PE teacher.

If I was a PE teacher and I said I want to be a YouTuber and you were my PE assistant, you would also go, there's no way you're going to become a YouTuber.

Obviously you can be a PE teacher if you would like to go make $60,000 a year. And be a PE teacher, but like, you're not going to do that.

Why would I not do that? I've already like— I made such a good amount of money where I can— I would love to just go do something that's fulfilling. Badminton every day.

That's what— that's going to be your like life fulfillment.

I'm not going to do that now because I'm still working, but I'm just saying street hockey every day. Oh my God, I don't know why that's so difficult for you guys. Why is it that you guys still question what I'm— what my hobbies are? Because your hobbies are nothing, nothing, and napping. Oh my God, I love it. Wait, what are you saying?

Like, I'm just saying there's like nothing else, even in like entertainment, that, that interests you?

No. That's so true.

What about make a movie?

I'd make a movie, but like, I just don't know how to do it yet. So like, it's hard for me to say that like, I'd like make it. I'd try to make a movie and then make a movie.

But you know how to make a PE curriculum?

Don't you think you'd get in trouble with being a PE teacher?

Like, perving on the kids?

No, like, I think you'd forget that you were a teacher and you would—

Oh, he'd be fired.

Yes, yes, yes.

Like, you'd like say something a little too—

Yeah, that is a problem actually. Like, I feel like if like, first of all, I'd be really close with all the kids and If the guy started talking to me about their girl problems, oh my God, that'd be bad because I'd be like, Lindsay, fuck that, dude, you can do so much better. Why not go for Ashley?

Oh my God, did you tell one of the students to go for Ashley?

The principal's just as bad because that's a hell of a choice.

Um, yeah, did you hear about this lottery thing?

What's going on?

They're abolishing the Texas— well, they might abolish the Texas lottery because there's just been a lot of problems. But the thing that's most interesting is a group bought 25.8 million $1 tickets in 2023 and they won.

How much did they win?

They won $95 million.

Did they win $95 million before or after taxes?

No, before taxes.

Okay, so they still made like $20 million.

Yeah.

Yeah. They made $54 million. And then yeah, and then with taxes, maybe it's $20 million.

Texas is different. Okay, yeah.

But they printed every combination. They printed 25 million tickets, Dave.

That's not every combination.

Almost every potential 6-number combination between 1 and 54. Like, that's crazy.

Wait, that's insane.

Kind of feels like a hack.

Yeah, but that's not— but it's— but that's like such a risk because I don't think that is every combination.

It is a risk. It's definitely a risk. Or it's, it's a risk also because they could have been like, wait a minute.

Oh, I don't know how many numbers there are in the Texas lottery.

1 to 54.

1 to 54?

Yeah.

No, no, no, I'm saying how many numbers are there?

Oh, probably 6.

6.

Oh, okay. Because if you want to check, if you want to do the Powerball and you want every combination, you'd have to buy 292 million tickets.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

Which is a lot, but that would still get you the billion-dollar win.

Yeah.

But who's forking up $292 million to win the lottery?

There's got to be some rule, like regulation against that too.

I don't know. I don't know. That is pretty strange. Do you believe that you can win the lottery?

I play every day. I play every week. Really? Yeah.

Would you still do this pod if you won? Yeah, you fucking liar.

I would.

You fucking liar.

I think about it all the time.

You would leave, you sick fuck.

I woke up this morning, I saw somebody won last night, and I was like, all right, this is it, this is me. And then I was like, I'll still do the pod, and then that's all I'll do.

Really? Yeah, you would do the podcast? Yeah, the thing that—

I wouldn't tell you either that I won it, so you'd just be sitting here.

You selfish fuck.

I could have won it already.

I'd be making jokes about you being broke, and you're just like, this guy has no idea. No, people ask me that too. Like, would you— where would you go, or what would you do if you won the lottery? And I always say like, that would be the best vlog. Like, that is when I would actually probably start vlogging. Yeah, with like unlimited budget, no brands necessary, and just like not a care in the world. Do you know how fun that would be, right? I could take everybody everywhere. I could take a group of 20, buy a 747, take a group of 20 people everywhere, somebody somewhere. It'd be so fun.

Yeah, that'd be nice. I really wish we had video today because Natalie is in a blanket and bucket hat.

I would like to backtrack to the first date concept of you getting in a canoe with another woman.

Give it to him, Nat, tell him.

Because that just seems like one— I know in theory it's like your little notebook moment or something, but just have you canoed before?

With Lorraine.

Okay, that was literally 30 seconds. We got the shot and then we got out of the water.

Yeah, but in those 30 seconds, I realized I could do this for longer than 10 minutes.

There's no way. Actually, I think you were out at sea screaming, Natalie, get us back in.

Maybe that— maybe you're the girl I've been looking for. Maybe you're the girl I need on the canoe.

I just think that you're setting yourself up for failure on that one.

I just like the idea of doing something. I mean, the best things— the best things on dates or the best way to connect with girls or like really anybody is like when you're in some sort of mild peril, like just some— some funny thing happens. Like you get pulled over. Yes, that's funny. Yeah, like something happened. The waiter drops food over all of you guys, right? Or sets a little fire on at the table on accident. Like when there's a little thing, something that went wrong is the best because then you have it.

Sure, sure.

And I always do recommend FaceTiming before you meet somebody for the first time.

People say that, I'm always so scared.

No, you should totally FaceTime because once you FaceTime and you have one thing to like lean back on in person, then you're good.

Like if you make two jokes that stick on FaceTime and you could lean back on those, Me making two jokes on FaceTime is going to be really tricky.

You can let the guy do that.

Okay.

Like, just something like, even if, like, you know, like, if he sees your house and he's like, it's like two talking points. Yeah. Like, who painted that bathroom? It's hideous. Like, that's one talking point. And then your living room has too much pink. Are you 14? That's another talking point.

The fuck?

I feel like Natalie's not a candidate for FaceTime dating because she's, like, so out there and meeting people.

Like, her body's so hot, they got to see the full thing.

No, I'm saying, like, I heard someone was out till 7 in the morning the other night. Night. So I'm sure you're out there meeting people. And who?

You.

Me?

Yeah.

Who said that?

It's so crazy because we— yeah, I mean, now he was out till 7 in the morning, but it just doesn't— that just sound like a repetitive thing, like we're making it up. But every week she's out so late and then she thinks I'm the problem.

I do like to go out, you know. I went out the other— that night in particular, I actually, I made a dinner reservation for me and my girlfriends at this new spot. And me and David. David didn't show up though, but fine.

You didn't go to the girl dinner?

No, sometimes you gotta let the girls do their thing. Oh, I do love my girl dinners.

Yeah, um, made a dinner reservation and we all— we're all single. Like, this is like the first time I feel like I've had like a whole single girl group. And we made a pact, like, okay, we're gonna— and the club is downstairs, the restaurant's up top.

Yeah.

And so we're like, hey, we're gonna get in there, we're gonna have some drinks up here, we're gonna get down there, and each of us has to bring— has to get 2 numbers tonight.

Whoa.

So that we can bring them to the pickleball party the next day.

3 threesomes happening at once.

Well, no, it's not happening all at the same time, but— or 1 to 2 numbers just so we could invite them to the pickleball party.

Oh, is that 2 numbers at once? Like, you guys each made a pact to get 2 guys that night?

No, you're, you're making this weird. Just to get 2 numbers.

Uh, I like this idea. This is fun. I know. That was funny. Did anyone get numbers?

Nobody?

Not a single person.

Which of your friends were you with?

She's with the ugly ones.

No, I wasn't.

I have an idea of who you're with, and I'm surprised that they didn't get numbers.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm surprised you couldn't get two.

I don't know what we were doing, honestly. Well, all the girls kind of— I think it was kind of intimidating because we were in such like a big girl pack.

Yeah.

And more girls added on, and we were just at a table of like all girls.

Okay, so you know what we need to do to meet people?

Please enlighten us.

No, this is actually a good idea. Hear me out here. I love— it's not even my idea, it's just— why, why are you laughing?

It's because it sounds like you're someone who like has no friends and doesn't go out. Like, you're literally— yeah, I feel the town, like at the beginning of Superbad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

I know what we should do. Uh, no, but I, I really like those parties that have those cups that are different colors, that are like pink for single, red for taken, black for just here to fuck. Like, those are so good. Yeah, those are amazing because that gets people going, man.

Wow.

I went to one of those parties for Valentine's Day where you had to dress like a certain way. Why did you just lock in on Jason like that? That was so weird, Natalie. You just like turned to Jason when he said wow in the weirdest way, like you were hypnotized.

I did, like I did. I was like definitely in a trance for a second.

What just happened? Why did you look at him like that?

I had— I was—

I didn't— dude, that was like you had an acid trip and you just—

you know what it felt like? It felt like That's a Raven. Like I had a vision, like it involved Jason.

I was like, yeah, wait, what, what was happening?

Imagining with a black—

I don't know what happened.

You should have seen how she looked at you. Have you guys met at one of these parties before, both with black cups?

Well, we went to the Eyes Wide Eyes Wide Shut bash a couple weeks ago.

What's that?

What is that?

Eyes Wide Shut bash?

What's that, bro? You can't name drop sex parties that we don't know.

Oh, there's like a famous movie called Eyes Wide Shut with Tom Cruise, and they— it's like they have these crazy sex parties. Oh, and they all wear masks.

Oh, okay, I have seen that.

Get your references up.

'80s reference.

Yeah, '80s reference.

2000s.

Um, yeah, I feel like those parties would really help us out.

That's a great idea. You could pull that off. That'd be fun. You should throw that party.

Well, that's what my idea was for the summertime with— oh yeah, with the pickleball and singles.

First here, Duffy, just chatting.

Get in. Who is it?

Noah Beck.

Oh, Noah Beck.

No, take it. Come.

What am I on right now?

She's off. She's off.

We're just talking about dating and how difficult it is here.

We are. Yeah.

And he walks out.

And how we should—

yeah, it's tough. I was telling them that the best idea for dating I like is when those— when they have those parties that's like the different color cups. So like yellow, you're single. Green, you're in a relationship. Red, you want to have sex or something, whatever. Like those are the kind of cups I like.

And then we should throw more of those parties so that it's clear, it's easier to just like—

there's one red flag in LA. If Noah Beck is single, that means that genuinely just shows you how difficult it is to date.

Yeah, you having a tough time, man? Is it tough out there?

Yeah, he's really picky though. But like, also, I feel like— I don't know, I've told him to date so many girls, he's like, I can't, Dave, focusing on my career. This is fine, whatever.

What's your career like? Are you like flying to do shoots and stuff? Are you travel a lot?

Uh, yeah, I think that's become a bit of an obstacle, is like the traveling. And then a lot of it honestly is like, I really like acting, and like, I've like really found a recent love for that. And so having to kind of like explain that to someone just doesn't seem—

well, why? Everyone's an actor here.

That's true, right? Yeah, yeah.

But he's pretty busy. Like, I'm pretty— I'm pretty friendly with Noah, I would say.

Yeah.

And I see him— like, it's really random when I see you. Yeah. He'll like come in really hot. He'll like love bomb me. So he'll come in for like a week and he'll be here for like 3 or 4 days and we'll play pickleball every day, and then he'll fucking disappear to Canada to shoot like a pilot. So like, so like, I guess I see what he means. Like, for him it is really tough because like when he's here, he's here. When he's not, he's like in fucking Milan.

Yeah, just MIA.

But that makes it tough.

It is tough. And it's just like, yeah, I don't know, I'm picky, but like, shouldn't we all be? But then also, like, I don't want to be— I don't want to seem too unavailable, you know what I mean?

You are available.

I am available, but my—

for sure.

But my mom tells me that I'm like too picky sometimes. I'm like, Mom, like, shouldn't you be the one telling me like the opposite? Like, shouldn't—

no, I've heard that before though too, not from your mom, but from other people where like, you should just be open open. You shouldn't just like close people off immediately.

Working on it.

That's my problem too.

Like, how old are you?

23.

Oh, oh, here he goes.

Come on, Jason hates 23-year-olds. No, I love 20.

I mean, Jason thinks you got a lot of time to figure it out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why do you say that? That's the stupidest shit, Jay.

It's—

you have a lot of time to figure out that.

It's not true because Noah wants to do something and he's not there yet, and he's got to figure that out first.

Okay, that I, that I agree with.

And also Also, I am a full believer of like, it's just gonna walk into your life. Whoever it is is just gonna walk right into your life and that's it.

I hope so.

You don't even have to look.

Yeah.

Who's your celebrity crush?

What are we doing right now?

From the romance movies. From the romance movies? Yeah, yeah, you don't have to say anybody that's like realistic. You can say somebody that's like— That's realistic. Asking Noah who his celebrity crush is is like asking someone in one classroom be like, point to the hot girl here. No, stop. Realistic for Noah to get. Okay, go old time.

Indies.

Yeah, I was going to say, like, exactly. Cleopatra.

Sharon Stone calls him on the phone.

Oh, like, I kind of have like a— I don't want to think about it for too long, but I kind of have like a Mount Rushmore sort of like George Washington.

Like you'd fuck him?

No, not him.

But not literal.

Like Abe.

Yeah. Like Mount Rushmore is 4 heads. Yeah.

They're like my— you're an orgy type of guy. My dude is crazy. He's like, it's hard for me to name one. All I see is 4 different chicks. I'm kidding. Here I go.

No, I got like 3 right now that just like popped into mind that are like the ideal people, the Holy Trinity. They're characters in the movie. You know what I mean? Like, this is purely based off of just like, dude, the way Noah fucking—

the way Noah shares any story, it's like, he'll be like, you know who texted me the other day? And I'll be like, who? And then he'll be like, get this. So get this. And then he'll give me like a 4-minute breakdown down before he tells me who it is, and I can't even fucking listen to what he's sharing because he hasn't given me the name yet. And I'm like, please shut up and tell me the fucking name. But he like has to hype it up first.

But it makes it so much sweeter when you like finally find out the name.

Tell us your holy trinity.

But now I don't even want to.

Oh shit, you fucked it.

It's gonna be anticlimactic. No, it's fine. It's like Emma Watson.

Incredible.

Love. Lily Collins.

Oh wow, okay.

Yeah, I loved her in Blindside, which is crazy. Like she was just like the sister.

Was she the sister? Yeah.

But I really like her in the— there's a movie with Sam Claflin that she's in?

I'm not sure.

Love Rosie.

I've heard of it, but I don't know.

Oh, it's so good, and I think she's stunning in it. And that's like Emma Watson, Lily Collins, Natalie Portman.

Now of course you have—

he's got the same taste as you.

Well, he's—

we have similar taste. Yeah, we talked about it.

He's got such sweet boy, like sweet girl, like intelligent girl, sweet girl, like Hermione Granger is like perfect. Are you a little young in those? Okay, yes. Yeah, but you were young at the same time. Technically she's older than you.

Yeah, but I didn't watch the movies till recently, so if I looked back and being like, oh, I get it. That'd be weird.

Okay.

You know what I mean? Like, I like her.

Okay. Like Little Women.

You don't have to give people those details.

Yeah.

I just watched it.

Or in the Beauty and the Beast live remake. I think Emma Watson is stunning. She's perfect.

Have you ever run into her in person?

No.

Remember we were in Paris and Emma Watson was outside? Oh my God. Wait, wasn't Noah there?

I don't think so.

I would have remembered.

Really? Oh my God. It set us into a panic.

No, David, I think we were at a dinner table and I think all of the boys, like saw her get up like to leave dinner as well.

No, no, we were walking into, um, what's that one place that everyone goes? Hotel Coste. And we were walking in, she was outside like waiting for a car. And yeah, literally all the boys we were with were like, that's fucking Emma Watson. And Emma Watson is like maybe one of the craziest people to see in the wild. Yeah, especially in Paris where like everything is hiding a unicorn for romance. Yeah, totally. So yeah, we were all panicking when that happened and nobody said anything. Nobody said I love Harry potter. We were all literally too scared, like literally like 4-year-olds around this woman, which makes sense because she is like the most beautiful thing on all of Earth.

I mean, from what I— from what you've told me about your type, she doesn't like fit all those.

5'2" Latina?

Yeah, she's not a 5'2" Latina.

Yeah, he's already fighting for her. Look at that.

You don't like her as much as I do. You're not into her, right? Um, no, you're right. I don't know. I've also like— I've also kind of left my idea of like a type.

I just want— me too, totally. I don't have any time anymore.

Really?

Yeah, I met my wife. I'm done. It's like she'll tease me like, you love Lady Gaga. I'm like, I don't.

Lady Gaga?

Well, dude, you got really lucky with your wife. Have you seen his wife? I got really lucky.

I think so.

His wife is really hot, like comparatively.

It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense.

Good for you. No, he like hit the jackpot. Natalie and I actually talk about this quite a bit. Once a week we'll be like, what's wrong with her?

She okay?

Yeah, we'll be like, something's going on there. Yeah, I mean, it's incredible.

I thought it was a prank for a long time.

You honestly, it still may be some kind of—

I thought, like, when we first started dating, I would like come around you and be like, you up to something?

Right, that sucks.

Like, I thought it was you, that you're friends with me too.

Yeah, there could have definitely been something.

Or so paranoid.

Kyle, something Steve will do it, put her up to for sure.

Well, I get jealous when I see Noah on your story. That's interesting.

How come?

When you're hanging out with Noah, I'm like, damn, like, Noah's so good looking. It is youthful.

It's actually kind of the worst though.

Why?

Like, because he's here. You can leave the room. I will say, let's say we're going to like an event— I actually rarely go out to events with Noah, but like if we're out and there's like a pretty girl nearby, I don't even think to approach her, cuz I'm like, there's— I have no chance here. No, there's not many guys that I'm like genuinely like, yeah, I'm going to lose to them 10 out of 10 times, and it is Noah Beck for sure.

It's not true.

Yes, it is, 100%.

Yeah, you can't think like that. That is the wrong way to think. I've learned so much from my wife like women, they don't think like us at all. Like when I started dating, if I was looking at David and Noah, but they're looking for like, they're looking for your soul. Like you, you know, Noah has a great soul. Noah has a great soul too. But I'm saying just because, just because like Noah's like a professional model doesn't mean they're gonna go for Noah.

No, but I, I'm, I'm saying this past like his looks. Like Noah's actually like a great guy.

I know he is.

So like, so like that's why I'm saying I may lose to it. Noah's just like, so fucking good. That's going to be the true test. If I ever get a girlfriend, I'm going to be like, is today the day I have the courage to bring her around Noah? And once I have the balls to do that, that's how I know my insecurities gone. Noah's not going to be my girlfriend for— he's not going to be invited to my wedding. He's not going to meet her for 4 years.

That's funny.

Have you ever had an on-camera kiss?

Yeah, in like a movie?

In movies, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Is that awkward?

No.

I had to do it once. It was Awful.

Really?

Yeah.

Was it— did you know the person beforehand?

Yeah, I knew her and she was really nice about it. She walked in and she was like, okay, she's like, you're gonna kiss me in this scene and it's fine. And I was like, okay.

Why would that be super like professional?

Super. Yeah, she was really professional.

Great.

Yeah, I don't think that's awkward. I think that's like the easiest kiss probably is an on-screen.

But if you're with somebody and you have to go to work and kiss, I think that that's awkward.

Yes.

It's like, what do you do?

A lot of interviews about that kind of stuff.

No, I don't. Have you ever had to do a bed scene?

Uh, yeah. In underwear? Like inferred, not exactly like the full thing.

Sure, sure. Not like, not like motion, but like you're in bed in your underwear.

It's like cameras cover the camera and it's like, you know what's happening.

So you ever have to wear a sock on your penis?

No.

Okay, you don't have a penis? No, nope, just not a sock.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But no, that's one of the— Yeah, um, but that is one of the reasons that you just said, like, why I'm not really rushing into a relationship right now. Yeah, he's having to explain that is like— because I personally would understand exactly what they're feeling. Like, I'm not going to be oblivious to how they would feel about me doing my work and having to like, oh, today's day of work, I gotta go have inferred sex with someone.

It's like, do you want your girlfriend, your future girlfriend, to have any sort of jealousy? Like, is there a level of jealousy that you think this feels low No, it's not loaded. I mean, is it? Does it seem loaded?

Like, I know where you're going.

I feel like there's some love. Like, if my girlfriend is completely okay with me going to do an on-screen kiss and she doesn't question it at all, I'm like, what the fuck? You're not worried about this at all? Nope, go for it. I'm like, who are you fucking?

Yeah, of course, of course. It's like that. It—

how— like, I'd want some pushback there.

Yeah, how tight is the line of like, oh, you're secure, or you just don't care?

Yeah, yeah, like, there has— yeah, there is a sweet spot in like, yeah, and insecure. That like, I mean, it's very hard to meet, but okay.

But I would have to be so like reassuring with my words, but also like my actions towards her. 'Cause it's like, how do you explain that to someone?

If you had a girlfriend, it's Emma Watson, and then, uh-oh.

Great.

She just booked a role with David Dobrik and they have to kiss. It's not gonna bother you at all, huh?

That's the homie.

Yeah, yeah, I would have her reassure me, be like, you still like me, and then I'd dap you up on the side. Really?

Right?

I can't blame you.

But no, that's why it is.

I saw Olivia Munn in a sex scene the other night in Your Friends and Neighbors with Jon Hamm, and all I could think was, oh, she's married to John Mulaney. Like, what? Oh, like, well, is that weird?

I've seen interviews where Judd Apatow is the director for like Leslie Mann having to hook up with like Paul Rudd. And yeah, it's like, that's crazy.

Yeah, I mean, so many, so many movies he's directed that Leslie Mann stars in. Yeah, and that is just—

and Leslie Mann is like double scary because she has such good charm. So I'd be like, she's so good. Yeah. She's just like such a charming person where I'd be like terrified of, I don't know. But I guess if you're Judd Apatow, you have like this crazy level of confidence anyway, because you are Judd. Here's your question. First date. How do you feel about this? Canoe. Getting on a canoe ride with a girl.

For the first date?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Really?

Yeah. Where?

Like in a lake or?

Valid question.

Yeah. Like a lake or like an ocean.

An ocean, tricky. I feel like a canoe in a lake could be—

Like an ocean is crazy. A canoe in a lake? Cute.

Yeah, no, I like the idea. Or like those like swan paddle boats.

Yeah, you don't like that idea? I feel like you're against it.

No, I love it. Oh, well, where do you take girls on dates? You're not like a date guy.

I was— no, you're like, you're not a date guy. I'm not a girl guy, but then that could have been taken completely out of context. Like I said, I'm just not really like dating at the moment, but if I were to be—

yeah, such a typical guy though. Like, he's like the manliest. Do you watch Noah's Instagram stories? They're pretty fucking ridiculous. No one He's making fucking steak and broccoli and then he's like, whoa, he's like in bed by 8 watching a movie. Captions like it's after he's posted his 13-mile run that morning in his cryo chamber. Like he really is like, it's like none of this is by accident of like what he looks like and who he is. He really is like a well-trained and he's oiled. He's like, you know, he's maintaining.

I bet you're oiled watching his stories.

I have to oil just to fit into my jeans. Lubed up McCocky in my right hand watching him.

You were a soccer star though, right?

I played soccer.

Yeah, but you're good.

Who's that?

I was okay.

Who's that coach that was just, that was just hyping you up in that TikTok?

Pochettino.

Is he a big coach?

Yeah, he coaches the US national team now.

That was a big compliment he paid you.

Yeah, he, I mean, he was the manager at Chelsea for like, I don't know how many years, but he's like a huge manager. Like, yeah, he was, that was insane.

He was like, basically it was like an interview with no one. He was like, this guy, he could be professional if he wanted to.

Yeah, really?

Yeah, it's fucking Where do you see yourself in 10 years now, Beck?

Happy, hopefully.

Oh my God, it's okay.

Are you not happy?

No, I am.

I hope to continue to be happy.

I don't know, like, I don't know, like, I just want to be, yeah, happy, healthy. I've been 10 years, what, I'll be 33 maybe.

That's crazy, Jay.

I don't know.

Yeah, he's a little baby.

He's a baby.

I, I don't know if I don't want to put like a number on an age, but I guess it would be more of a feeling. And like, honestly, where I'm at career-wise, like, I do want, I do want kids. I want family. Yeah, it's unfortunate. Your day will come.

I got one thing to pitch you.

Okay, go.

Okay, big— I had a great idea, Natalie, the other night.

Let's hear it, Dave.

I had a great idea.

Yeah, hit me.

Okay, so you want to get out of the country, of course, right? You want to go travel, you want to go travel, but you don't want to see the world. You don't want to go pay for all your friends, right?

No.

And you even invited old J-Dog to come to Europe with you. I heard it, I have it on recording.

I invited you?

Yeah, you did. Okay, you said, you said, and then you said—

love to hear that back, but yeah, I probably did.

Yeah. And then you said, uh, could you pay your own way? And I go, well, you know, see how the podcast, doing this, what I said. And then I thought, I have an idea. Yeah, it's 10 shows in Europe.

There's no way.

Hang on, hang on. It's not a Views tour. It's called An Evening with David Dobrik. Okay, okay. All right, all it is is you come out right now. You can't do it on your own, you need a moderator, right?

Yeah.

I come out, I go like, thank you so much for coming to An Evening with David Dobrik. I introduce you, we come out, we We sit, two chairs, fucking ask you questions about your life, you talk about the vlog, we show some clips, people ask questions, and we tour the world.

There's no way. Ah! Even if you gave me an upfront of—

You get to go, we'll be in Paris. We'll be in Paris.

That's like a normal number. Even if you gave me an upfront of like $100,000 per show, there's literally no way I would do it.

Why?

I just hate that.

You hate a live thing?

We just don't—

Noah, how about an evening with Noah Beck?

You come out. You need a moderator, right?

I can't.

All right guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. I've had a blast here with Jason and Natalie. Please send us an email if you want more questions answered. Go listen to Jason's podcast, All Things Are Okay, Good, Whatever, Who Gives a Fuck. Just look it up. Go check out Natalie's multiple businesses she starts on the side without letting me know. Oh my God. Go support her and we'll see you guys soon. DM me on Instagram if you wanna be my girlfriend. Bye.